Fun
Things to Do in an Elevator:
- Stand
silent and motionless in a corner facing the wall without getting
off
- Greet
everyone that gets on with a warm handshake and ask him or her to
call you Admiral
- Stare at
another passenger for a while then announce in horror
"You're one of THEM" and back away slowly in
terror
- Make
explosion noises when anyone presses a button
- Stare
grinning awkwardly at another passenger for a while then announce
"I have new socks on."
- Draw a little square on the
floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This
is my personal space"
- When there's only one person on the elevator tap them on
the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you
- Drop a pen and wait until
someone reaches to pick it up for you and then scream "HEY!
That's mine!"
- Call out
"Group Hug!" and then enforce it
- Every time
the doors open press 'door close' before anyone can get
on or off
- Growl
occasionally
- Say
"DING" at each floor
- If the doors don't open
immediately at a floor start hyper-ventilating screaming
"We're trapped! We'll never get out!!" and when
they open act as if nothing happened
- Get on with a walkie - talkie and say "Culprit is not
on this floor. I'll check the next one and you check the top
floor. Be careful, he's armed. Over." Then smile around
at the other passengers as if nothing happened.
~nmq/nmf
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letsseewhatwecandohere · 1 decade ago
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LOL