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Member Since: 4 Sep 2011 10:48am

Last Seen: 19 May 2012 12:12am

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I am a believer.
I have an xBox Live account. Add me!!! X S0UL RE4PER X (Zero for the O and four for the A)
I am awesome!
I am a total band nerd. B3 (Percussion/Auxiliary)
I am taken (2 L8)
I am nice.
I am Zach.

Z G

Btw,
If you're here to tell me I'm not "Hot" or anything to that pace,
SAVE US BOTH SOME TIME. DON'T.

  1. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 12:18am UTC
    I don't understand why, but my band director is leaving us for a better job a little ways away from our school. I don't know how much I will be able to prosper in band without him. I love you.

  2. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 5:37pm UTC
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  3. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    Me = Bold
    Girlfriend = Regular
    I REALLY love you.
    Oh, I REALLY love you, too.
    So, we've been doing this for 7 hours... FOR A TIE?!?!?!?
    No. I'm gonna win this somehow.
    Good luck, loser. <3
    You too, dork. <3
    True. Love.

  4. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    How do I prove that I love her
    More?

  5. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:09pm UTC
    KEEP WITTY CONTRACT!
    Steve
    [the owner of WittyProfiles.]
    has asked us all politely if we could stop swearing..
    or Witty is gone, forever.
    sign this petition if you promise not to swear,
    copy & paste & keep this contract going;
    fave this if you signed. :)
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    17)2015
    18) Chaos889

  6. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 12:35am UTC
    *I start playing Robert Pattinson's music because I've never heard it before*
    *Dog starts barking when he starts singing*
    <3

  7. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:37am UTC
    Dear Taylor,
    Really glad I saved my lips for you.
    Lovingly your's,
    Zach <3

  8. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 2:31am UTC
    If you don't want us to play with our food, don't make dinosaur chicken nuggets...

  9. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:59pm UTC
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
    Pressed "Random" and saw MY QUOTE.
    :DDD

  10. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:56pm UTC
    Repost if you love your dad.
    if you dont he'll die in 12 days.
    i usually dont do this but i cant take a chance.
    I love my dad waaaay too much to even risk it
    me tooo

  11. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    Your wheels are turning, but you’re
    upside-down
    Your heart is broken, but it’s
    still beating.
    Broken down,
    with no meaning.
    Blood is flowing, but
    also streaming.
    The rest just watch;
    just don’t care.
    But I, with the help of the Lord,
    will save you, and your soft, brown hair.
    Some just won’t bother, cover up with lies,
    but I, and only I, will save your hazel eyes.
    Do not fret, I come to protect,
    and never neglect.
    I will save your wet, red lips,
    under one condition: later, I get a kiss.
    Taylor<3

  12. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him* Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me. Girl: Alright, now slow down Guy: I love you babe. (in the paper the next day:( A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

  13. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:16pm UTC
    Facebook mobile apps
    =
    Walkie Stalkies
    ^_^

  14. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    Just cuz I have one,
    Doesn't mean I am one.
    So stop making me feel that way.

  15. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 9:23am UTC
    Dear Mrs. B,
    Why are you leaving us here? This school is awful without you. I hate most of the other teachers, and they hate me back! You're leaving me here to die with Mrs. Cummings! BBBBLLLLEEEEHHHH!!!
    Please stay,
    Zach :(

  16. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    Dear Taylor,
    I love you, babe. You're awesome! I think it's pretty official that you're the best part of my life right now. That jerk you last dated is history, and I scolded him for dumping you. If anything ever comes between us, I hope it's not the age difference. You're the most amazing girl in the world. Your eyes send me into a trance.
    Love you more,
    Zach <3

  17. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 12:41pm UTC
    Dear Lily,
    I'll hate you always and forever!
    Hate >:D,
    Zach.

  18. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 1:55am UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.

  19. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Watching people go from
    black to white on my computer
    as I scroll up and thinking,
    "Didn't you die, Michael?"
    XD
    All Mine.

  20. chaos889 chaos889
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:04pm UTC
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