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JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER ,
 Humans are 75% water,
 and i can walk on humans,
 Therefore, I am 75% Jesus. 


-nmf, homeboy by eric church ♥


 
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JESUS CAN WALK ON WATER , Humans are 75% water, and i can walk

960 faves · 5 comments · Nov 5, 2011 1:37pm

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livelovedance · 1 decade ago
Hahaa. Thank youu;)
And guys down below, it's a joke...
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BlairMcquenn · 1 decade ago
Gosh ! :D Really smart ;3 ♥
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AxFailedxAttempt · 1 decade ago
Well ice is 100% water, and I can walk on ice, therefor I'm 100% Jesus!
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Lavindyer · 1 decade ago
Eh....................no. ¬_¬
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followmetoheartbreak · 1 decade ago
i don't think that's how it works...
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