9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People
who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours?
2 People
who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V.
and change the channel manually.
3 When
people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too'. You got that right! What good is cake if you
can't eat it?
4 When
people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it
is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this?
5
When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at
the stupid floor.
6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'.... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.
When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it,
couldn't be new.
8
When people say 'life is short'. What the heck?? Life is the
longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's
longer?
9 When
you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come
yet?'. If the bus came, would I still be standing
here?
376 faves · 19 comments · Sep 28, 2011 5:37pm
swiggityyswag$*
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1 decade ago
thisis freaking hilarious. :D lmfao thank you for making my day<3
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ironichick
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1 decade ago
gettoxfabxxforever?!!!!!
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giraffelover15
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1 decade ago
well # 9 you could have missed the bus and not know it
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fallinhate13
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1 decade ago
...haha you'd hate me
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Funinthesunxx
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1 decade ago
i love you for this quote.
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ashleybeliebs
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1 decade ago
andrea russet.
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julie14472
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1 decade ago
andrea.russett.
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BlueEyedBlondeHeart
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1 decade ago
Lol 'What the heck?' haha
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sarasaur
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1 decade ago
Hahahahahahahaha.
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xoxobrookecheer
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1 decade ago
andrea russettt
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amberleeprettty
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1 decade ago
You jocked this of my friend
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JBieberFever456
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1 decade ago
this is hilarious! i love #4
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HeyItsLaura
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1 decade ago
Haha this amazing!
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eminem23
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1 decade ago
lol i love andrea russett
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LEXiiLovesYOU
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1 decade ago
Someone clearly has a tendency to over-analyze things..
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nikkibruno98
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1 decade ago
i loveee #4 but #8 me off cuz like rlly is short, its not long at all
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rainbow85
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1 decade ago
lol i love how i posted this like 4 months ago and got like...3 faves.
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emmygirl
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1 decade ago
haha i luv this
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
i got this off of email haha
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