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Dear Parents,

  Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. 
Snow White lived alone with 7 men.
 Pinocchio was a liar. 
Robin hood was a thief
 Tarzan walked around without clothes on. 

A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. 
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. 
You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age. 


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:)


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Dear Parents, Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless

284 faves · 2 comments · Aug 24, 2011 5:49pm

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boysarestupid · 1 decade ago
exactly!
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bianca4evr · 1 decade ago
and ariel got married/pregnent at 16
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