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independentlake

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Member Since: 23 Aug 2011 05:40pm

Last Seen: 25 Apr 2013 09:51pm

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things i like: rain, ocean, raspberries, camp, taylor swift, film cameras, saturday mornings.

"There is beauty in simplicity."
  1. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    And you just see right through me, but if you only knew me,
    we could be a beautiful, miracle.
    Instead, I'm just
    invisible.

  2. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 9:49pm UTC
    THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN
    i'm still single on November 12th.

  3. independentlake independentlake
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    October 29, 2011 11:32am UTC
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  4. independentlake independentlake
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    October 26, 2011 6:20pm UTC
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  5. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 6:02pm UTC
    If a quiz is quizzical...what's a test?
    -fave if you get it ;)-

  6. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 5:44pm UTC
    I feel bad for chickens. All they did was cross the road... why is everyone questioning their motives???
    -lol

  7. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:56pm UTC
    Don't ask me the question ...
    if you don't want to hear the answer.

  8. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    When life gives you lemons....make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it

  9. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    Whoever said "nothings impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door...
    lolol

  10. independentlake independentlake
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    October 22, 2011 3:29pm UTC
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  11. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Why the human race is stupid:
    -On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
    -On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special)?
    -On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
    (and that would be how???....)
    -On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
    -On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
    -On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)
    -On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me more time)?
    -On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)
    -On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what)?
    -On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
    -On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash)
    -On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
    -On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (no....really?)
    - -<3 hahaha
    nmq

  12. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 2:31pm UTC
    Life is a movie I've seen way too many times

  13. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    that mini heart attack you get when your chair falls back to far -- lolol<33

  14. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:17pm UTC
    if you don't like me in my sweats...
    then you don't deserve me in a dress!
    -- <33

  15. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 7:02pm UTC
    everyone wants happiness
    nobody wants pain
    but you cant have a rainbow
    without a little rain
    -- <33

  16. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    stubbing your toe
    and thinking you'd rather die
    --lolol <3

  17. independentlake independentlake
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 6:53pm UTC
    "What's a smartboard?"
    "A white board...but magical."
    "Oh,yeah."
    lolol - <3

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