Why the human race is stupid:
-On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
-On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?
-On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
-On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).
-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
-On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?
-On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)
-On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?
-On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)
-On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
-On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)
-On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(no....really?)
- -<3 hahaha
nmq