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Him: Your kisses got me pregnant.

Me:...how

Him: I dunno you tell me, were you chewing Dentine Ice?

Me: No

Him: Well that's why you should have practiced safe breathe 

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Him: Your kisses got me pregnant. Me:...how Him: I dunno you

15 faves · Aug 22, 2011 9:48pm

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