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In America its illegal to :


1. Texas: A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

2. Nevada: It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.

3. Colorado: It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

4. Virginia: For children to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

5. Florida: A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

6. California: Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship

7. Wisconsin: Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

8. Illinois: You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.

9. Nebraska: If a child burps during church, its parents may be arrested.

10. Georgia: Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

but it's legal to kill your own child.


R.I.P Caylee<3 My heart won't be content till you get your justice


baby girl♥

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In America its illegal to : 1. Texas: A recently passed anti-crime

10 faves · 5 comments · Jul 8, 2011 7:05am

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CourtneyAndCo · 1 decade ago
i live in virginia and there are PLENTY off trick-or-treaters
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YerMumWasGurdBaby · 1 decade ago
haha no, a child should never be called it.
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nevershoutally2169 · 1 decade ago
no, it's fine. at first, i thought you meant it to be rude, but then i figured that you wouldn't do that, so it's all good. (:
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YerMumWasGurdBaby · 1 decade ago
the website i got it off said 'his parents' which i thought was sexist. sorry. i shoulda put 'his/her parents'.
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nevershoutally2169 · 1 decade ago
you just called a child an "it" on number 9, but this is sad.
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