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The object to your left is now your weapon of choice in the upcoming

41 faves · 59 comments · Jun 30, 2011 1:26pm

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Runaway_love · 1 decade ago
my stove and a tea towel. choke the then bash them dead for the 10000000000th time with the stove
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smile_big2 happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
a rubber ducky... yeah.
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happiness211 · 1 decade ago
a lava lamp and coffee and hot rollers, rofll.
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hannahmichelle86 · 1 decade ago
my cell,
a large iced tea,
and a cup coaster... no luck :(
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xxoliviaxx226 · 1 decade ago
My bed. HAHAHAHAH!!!
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tonilicious3000 · 1 decade ago
a wall...its funny cuz when you said to ur left i had to do the : i write with my right hand thing to figure it out :D I'M SPECIAL!!!!
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YaaSoYaa · 1 decade ago
Paper.
Give those motherf*ckers a paper cut. (:
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sunsetboulevard · 1 decade ago
peanut butter and jelly -___-
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dontworrybeehappy123 · 1 decade ago
a bus pass and a cup of water(:

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23no1mileyluva7 · 1 decade ago
a cup of tea! Btw you jocked this...
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natalia612 · 1 decade ago
my home phoen and a wall.... i can call for help but it probably won't come ;)
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raniel1 · 1 decade ago
a remote control... [x lmao
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hugamoose3 · 1 decade ago
a knife (starting out well) a newspaper and a bowl of cheerios :P
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sharly131697310 · 1 decade ago
a picture my best friends little sister drew me.. and a picture of a polar beaar i named Harold(;<3
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soccerstar123abc · 1 decade ago
a curtian and a wall... i can hide behind the wall and strangle them... again... with the curtain. or disguise myself as a curtain. hmmm... options
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feeling_so_invisible · 1 decade ago
my phone and a tetherball.
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haleymorgan678 · 1 decade ago
phone...
and my mom...
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sharpie76 · 1 decade ago
my glasses. well...at least i'll be able to see the zombies, right? :D
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Hemi_Demi_Semi_Quaver · 1 decade ago
My dad's reading glasses o.O I think im screwed.
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delps2451 · 1 decade ago
my sleeping friend. i shall survive!
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