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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 10:49am UTC

Love is like a
rubberband
We keep pulling,
Someone lets go
and it hurts the one who held on.
♥
format: fatassmuffin

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
November 25, 2011 5:20am UTC

Yo whre u aaat gurl? sooo freakin hammered. come 2 briatneys. we gun get a whiite guurl wastedd.
Hi there, Random Intoxicated Person. While I would love to abandon my sobriety in the manner of a Caucasian female, as you so eloquently
suggested, I am unable to do so. I have a woefully boring engagement known to many as a 'job', that starts promptly at 8 tomorrow, therefore I must decline your
invitation. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best. Please extend my sincerest regards to 'Briatney'.
da fk? lol ru drunk already?
Alright...Lets try this again. OMG GUUURL, U GOT DA WRONG NUMBER KAAAAY?
nmf/smartphOWNED.

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 2:29pm UTC

Let's favorite this for Eminem
The best rapper on EARTH.
Happy Birthday Big Guy.
♥

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
October 9, 2011 8:59am UTC

Giving your friend a
'what the heck is this' look
during a test.
♥

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 11:13am UTC

I hate it when my parents
tell me to get ready
and when I'm ready,
♥ they're not. ♥

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 20, 2011 8:31am UTC

Telling your mom something you find hilarious
and end up getting yelled at.

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 18, 2011 8:05am UTC

To anyone that ever told you that you're no good,
they're no better.
-Hayley Williams
♥♥♥thth

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 16, 2011 1:59pm UTC

'Did you get a haircut?'
'No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible.'
FB

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 12, 2011 4:03pm UTC

'Do you get it now?'
'OH! Now I get it!'
'You don't get it do you?'
'No.'
Fave if this ever happens to you.
Nmf|FB

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 7, 2011 2:45pm UTC

Mom: How was school today?
Me: Good.
Mom: You always say that, how come you never give me a different answer?
Me: How come you never ask me a different question?
nmf|FB

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
September 1, 2011 1:22pm UTC

Society is wrong.
Dead wrong.We're taught exotic is beautiful. We're taught to believe that miniature waists and perfect tans are beautiful.We're convinced that the blonde girls with gorgeous smiles will win every time. But the truth is? Originality is beautiful. Your eyes, your natural skin tone, your hair color, your smile, your laugh, your personality, every inch of you is beautiful, every single part of you shines with your essence. You my dear?
You're beautiful.

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
August 25, 2011 5:51pm UTC

aM i THE ONLY ONE
that stares at something
until it seems like its moving?
credit to whoever

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
August 10, 2011 5:06pm UTC

I want a six month vacation
Twice a year.
credit to whoever

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
August 6, 2011 5:32pm UTC

And when I was young,
I always used to pick the cookie
with the most chocolate chips in it.
nmf

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 4:26pm UTC

Facebook is like jail
You sit around and waste time.
Write on walls
And get poked by people you don't know.
♥
never

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 1:28pm UTC

I was good at math
Until the alphabet came in.
NMF.NMQ
it's nothing new, just another reason to cut.

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
July 18, 2011 1:44pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
Fave if...
You have the same password for
Everything.
-----------♥-----------
nmq,nmf

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
June 28, 2011 1:13pm UTC

Hey, did you ask yet?
No, my moms in a bad mood.
Fav if that ever happened to you.
--------------- ♥ ---------------
*nmq|nmf

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
June 26, 2011 8:37am UTC

Teacher: Are you sleeping in my class?
Student: No, a bug flew in my eye and im trying to suffocate it.
-facebook

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FallenSpirit
posted a quote
May 25, 2011 1:18pm UTC

Facebook
Seriously needs a "poke all" button.

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