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10 minutes of makeup.
3 minutes to try to squeeze into skinny jeans.
30 minutes of straightening hair.
2 minutes to cool down the burn you just got from your straightener.
2 more minutes to re-apply eyeliner.
6 minutes of looking in the mirror making sure you look good.
2 minutes to brush teeth.
20 minutes to get to school.
5 minutes to get to class and sit down..
3 seconds to look over at your desk and realize...
You're absent.
I just wasted 1 hour, 20 minutes, and 3 seconds on you....
And you're not even here.

(nmq!!)

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