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luludaisy

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Member Since: 28 Nov 2010 03:09pm

Last Seen: 20 Aug 2012 10:53pm

Location: New York

Gender: F

user id: 136702

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  1. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    In some strange way,
    i just want to be his. ♥

  2. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    Some girls,
    Just need to do everybody else a favor & stop being so gorgeous.
    format: h0peful

  3. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    When I see him,
    I smile larger & laugh louder, just so he knows
    I'm ok without him.

  4. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 10:29pm UTC
    THE AWKWARD MOMENT
    when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.
    --------------------
    |||||| 3 things i want in a relationship
    1. Eyes that wont cry
    2. Lips that wont lie
    3. Love that wont die

    format by beautyinabox.
    Like My Status;
    & ill rate you,
    do like, dislike, 1st impression, confession,
    ill rate your profile picture,
    ill rate our closeness,
    ill write on your wall,
    i admit...
    truth is...
    not gonna lie...
    i remember when...
    well that sums up the next 100 top quotes..

  5. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:08am UTC
    Best Pick up Lines Ever:
    "Does retarded run in your family? Because' you sure are special."
    "People call me John, but you can call me tonight."
    "Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into the cheap motel rooms across the street."
    "You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everybody we did anyway."
    "If you were a burger at McDonalds you'd be the McGorgeous."
    "How much does a polar bear weigh? ["How much?"] I don't know... but enough to break the ice."
    "I'm gay, think you can convert me?"
    "Excuse me... but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?"
    "Am I cute enough yet, or do you need more to drink?"

  6. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2011 12:15am UTC
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  7. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 10:12pm UTC
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  8. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    If Mac users are more environmentally conscious then pc users...
    Then why do;
    Mac's have a trash can,
    &
    Window's have a recycing bin?
    ♥tumbr ftw

  9. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 5:23pm UTC

    I hte wen ppls tlk lyk dis on wity prfiles.

  10. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    What has become of
    Vampires?
    Capes ----> Sparkles
    Blood Suking Monsters ----> "Vegitarians"
    Eternal Revenge ----> Eternal love
    Bats ----> Baseball
    Coffins ----> HighSchool
    Stakes through the heart ----> Ripping apart the body & Burning it
    Transylvania ----> Forks, Washington
    Killing Humans ----> Watching little girls sleep
    Twilight

    nmf

  11. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 9:47pm UTC
    Dear NASA,
    Your mom thought I was big enough.
    Sincerely, Pluto

  12. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 8:35pm UTC
    LOL;
    if witty,facebook, tumblr,
    fomrspring & youtube
    broke down
    We might all actually have to get lives.

  13. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 7:57pm UTC
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  14. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 7:42pm UTC
    Boy: Is your body from McDonalds?
    Girl: Why, because you're loving it? ;)
    Boy: No, because it's greasy & fat.
    Girl: ....

    nmf

  15. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 7:15pm UTC
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  16. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    How
    Excited are you,
    on a scale of
    Kristen Stewart to Rebecca Black?

  17. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2011 2:54pm UTC
    In society, if:
    You think you're gorgeous;
    you're concited.
    You think you're pretty;
    you're concited.
    you think you're hot;
    you're concited.
    you think you're sexy;
    you're concited.
    you think you're beautiful;
    you're concited.
    you think you're perfect;
    you're concited.
    you think you're ugly;
    you're a normal girl.

    nmf

  18. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 8:13pm UTC
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  19. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 7:38pm UTC
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  20. luludaisy luludaisy
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2011 1:42pm UTC
    favorite this &
    i'll write something
    nice
    on your wall
    i promise.
    comment to
    make it easier, though.
    ♥♥

:)

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