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5 biggest lies told;

1) Seriously, I'm fine.
2) I don't like anyone.
3) I have read and agree to the terms and conditions.
4) I can't, doing homework.
5) It wasn't me.
 
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5 biggest lies told; 1) Seriously, I'm fine. 2) I don't

1402 faves · 15 comments · May 15, 2011 9:43am

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rarasissboombaaaahhhhhh* · 1 decade ago
all of em ;) and number 2 is the one i have to say alot when my friend blurts it to his friends -_-
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laxgirl27 · 1 decade ago
all of them :)
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poppinghearts · 1 decade ago
actually, if i saw it on your profile i wouldnt of thought "hmm, lets make it again" would i? i've seen this on facebook and wanted to make a quote out of it so i couldn't remember all of it so i added the last one :/
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whydoihatemyself · 1 decade ago
GUYS. Shushup. It's from facebook silly girls! Not jocked, just ANOTHER facebook quote. Chillax your ovaries.
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idgaf_ · 1 decade ago
No one's being jocked here. All those who think they're being 'jocked' jocked facebook. -.-
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larania · 1 decade ago
This is my quote :|
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dreamer25 · 1 decade ago
I might be wrong! but either you have created this one before or. .. .. . It was jocked. . . idk but i know that i have seen this b4!
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justmewriting · 1 decade ago
8) I'm not mad at you.
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xobprior3344xo · 1 decade ago
uuhmm xolex78 thats like THE biggest lie told by every american..like obviously they have gum there just too lazy to give you some or want it to themself
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xolex78 · 1 decade ago
I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW THANKFUL I AM YOU DID NOT INCLUDE: THAT WAS MY LAST PIECE OF GUM. most cliche/annoying one ever!
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silverarrows · 1 decade ago
7) Of course I was listening
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Gelly143 · 1 decade ago
same vvv
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xobprior3344xo · 1 decade ago
6.) That was my last piece of gum.
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GymnastBabee97 · 1 decade ago
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2818271
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jezzica · 1 decade ago
all five of them. <3 :)
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