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jezzica

1. jezzica
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2013 10:23am UTC
   Me: What was your biggest craving when you were pregnant with me?
   Mom: An abortion
   
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2. jezzica
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 11:20am UTC
   Justin Bieber
   Justin Bieber is sick
   Justin Fever
   Justin Bieber breaks up with his girlfriend
   Justin Leavesher
   Justin Bieber plays football
   Justin Wide-receiver
   Justin Bieber hates things
   Justin Peever
   Justin Bieber makes homemade baskets
   Justin Weever
   
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3. jezzica
   posted a quote
   May 20, 2013 6:37pm UTC
   Sam: Why do I and people we care about pick people who treat us like we're nothing?
   Charlie: We accept the love we think we deserve.
   
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4. jezzica
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 11:24am UTC
   Yeah,
   We're happy, free, confused, and lonely
   at the same time►
   
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5. jezzica
   posted a quote
   December 30, 2012 10:53am UTC
   All those quotes that say,
   "Fave if you never want to lose your dad!<3"
   I never fave them.
   You know why?
   I already lost mine 13 years ago</3
   
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6. jezzica
   posted a quote
   November 10, 2012 1:35pm UTC
   I DONT KNOW IF THIS MAKES SENSE BUT,
   You're my hallelujah►
   
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7. jezzica
   posted a quote
   September 16, 2012 5:43pm UTC
   Hey guys!
   I'm currently writing a One Direction Fan-Fic,
   and I want to post in on witty!
   The problem is,
   I don't know if people will read it :(
   10+ likes and i'll post it?
   Comment if you'd read it! :)
   
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8. jezzica
   posted a quote
   September 12, 2012 5:42pm UTC
   do you ever just look at yourself
   in the mirror and think, "what wattage is my microwave?"
   nmf
   
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9. jezzica
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2012 2:18pm UTC
   GOOD LUCK TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE
   who cares like i did. who understands you like i do.
   who is forgiving like i am. and when you
   REALIZE
   There's no one out there like me,
   i wont be where you left me.
   nmq
   
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10. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 10:26am UTC
    No Witty,
    I would NOT like tickets
    to a Big Time Rush concert.
    
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11. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 10:00am UTC
    To me, you are perfect.
    -love actually
    
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12. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 11:07am UTC
    Im insecure, I know what for.
    I'm not Perrie Danielle or Eleano-or.
    I sit at home, fangirl alone
    but that's ok cause witty is my zo-o-one...
    
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13. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2012 12:01pm UTC
    Interviewer:
    If you were a girl,
    what size would your boobs be?
    Liam:
    Well, judging by my eyebrows,
    I think mine would be quite huge.
    
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14. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    ♚
    KEEP
    CALM
    AND--
    OMG IS THAT
    ONE DIRECTION?!
    
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15. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 7:17pm UTC
    Can we fall one more time?
    Stop the tape and rewind?
    
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16. jezzica
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2012 9:29am UTC
    I remember when it was
    MLIA
    NOT
    TUMBLR
    
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17. jezzica
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 7:22pm UTC
    What Steve wrote under "How to get a Top Quote":
    Write a good quote.
    ...Seems legit.
    
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18. jezzica
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Your ex saying "can we still be friends?" after breaking up
    is like
    a kidnapper saying "lets keep in touch" after he lets you go.
    
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19. jezzica
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    A girl looked Niall directly in his beautiful blue eyes
    and told him that he's flawless
    and insanely beautiful in every way possible.
    He literally was just overwhelmed and speachless.
    He laughed at the ground and blushed.
    Niall smiled at the ground and just quickly hugged her.
    Then he walked away quickly and Louis looked at her in the eyes, got closer to her and whispered
    'you're amazing, love' and walked away smiling.
    
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20. jezzica
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 9:47am UTC
    It's my birthday... :)
    
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