i am a girl
 

My legs aren't always smooth.

And my lips aren't always glossy.

Sometimes I'm innocent,

other times I'm bossy.

If I'm pms today,

and you try to mess with me,

I will hit you so hard in the face,

your grandkids won't see.

I wear uncomfortable undies.

And my bras always too tight.

I will hit you with words,

because I don't like to fight.

I'm not a man,

I flip out when theres a bee.

I also announce to the world;

when I have to go pee.

And if your ever annoying,

I will be forced to get real sassy.

But that's okay and thats alright,

because I'm still considered

                             C l a s s y