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oheyitsgurdie

1. oheyitsgurdie
   posted a quote
   May 22, 2011 1:06am UTC
   Shix # 3
   Acting like a dick does not make up for the one you don't have.
   ♥
   
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2. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 16, 2011 10:42pm UTC
   Shix #2
   "Dude that song is so old! "
   "So is your mom, but you still listen to her."
   ♥
   
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3. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 16, 2011 10:16pm UTC
   Shix #1
   "Damn, my phone broke! "
   "So did your dad's condom..."
   ♥
   
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4. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 16, 2011 10:08pm UTC
   JUSTICE.
   It doesn't mean that the
   --->bad guy <---
   goes to jail.
   It just means that
   ---> somebody <---
   pays for the
   CRIME.
   
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5. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 15, 2011 2:32am UTC
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6. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 15, 2011 2:27am UTC
   Am I the only one
   that gets extremely frustrated when somebody
   tipez laiik dizz ?
   and even more frustrated when they
   +yp3$ l!k3 +h!$ ?
   Seriously,
   do you even have a clue as to what English is?
   
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7. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 15, 2011 2:09am UTC
   Let's face it
   Math homework becomes a lot more interesting when X equals 69.
   
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8. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 15, 2011 2:05am UTC
   Oh hey, did you scroll back up after you saw 'Landon'? Hmm? Well I'm not Landon. And no offense ladies, but if you're that obsessed with this random kid on Witty, then you seriously need some help. Sincerely, not
   -Landon
   
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9. oheyitsgurdie
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   May 15, 2011 2:00am UTC
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10. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 15, 2011 1:39am UTC
    KNOCK KNOCK;
    Who's there?
    I EAT MOP.
    I eat mop who?
    *GIGGLE*
    ♥
    
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11. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 15, 2011 1:30am UTC
    W h e n m y f r i e n d s s a y
    'Thank you Captain Obvious.'
    I look back and give them a
    proud salute.
    ♥
    
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    May 15, 2011 1:22am UTC
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13. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 11:32pm UTC
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14. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 11:27pm UTC
    "Blah blitty bloo blah blih blah blitty bloo blah!"
    "I ain't hear a word you said.."
    "HIMMITY HOOPLAH!"
    ♥
    
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15. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 11:23pm UTC
    My iPod consists of;
    Eminem
    Taylor Swift
    Justin Bieber
    & 1,738 other random songs.
    ♥
    
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    May 14, 2011 11:15pm UTC
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17. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    S(he's) br(ok)en be(cause) s(he) be(lie)ve(d).
    
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18. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 10:30pm UTC
    But I miss screaming & fighting & kissing in the rain, it's 2 a.m. and I'm cursing your name. So in love that you act insane, and that's the way I loved you. Breaking down and coming undone, it's a roller-coaster kind of rush. I never knew I could feel that much, and that's the way
    I loved you .
    
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19. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    You're beautiful, every little piece love.
    Don't you know, you're really gonna be someone.
    ♥
    
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20. oheyitsgurdie
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    May 14, 2011 10:12pm UTC
    Dear Taylor Swift,
    Love story is a great song, but Romeo & Juliet is a tragedy, and the majority of the cast dies. I don't know what sick twisted dreams you have, but that's not the kind of love story I want.
    Sincerely, read the damn play.♥
    
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