Best pick-up lines ever (:

1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
2. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed rock!
3. Excuse me, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
4. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
5. You must be the reason for global warming because you are hot!
6. Can I read your T-shirt in brail?
7. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.
8. I have skittles in my mouth, want to taste the rainbow?
9. If you were a new sandwich at McDonalds, you would be called Mcgorgeous.
10. If I told you that you have a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
11. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
12. Are you wearing space pants, because your butt is out of this world!
13. Did you just fart? Cuz you blew me away!
14. If you were my homework, I'd do you on the table.
15. Is your name Campbell, cuz your mmmm mmmm good!
16. Do you work for UPS, cuz I swear I just saw you looking at my package.
17. Well theres the exit, will you go out with me?
18. Baby, I'm like taco bell. I'll spice up your night.
19. We should save water and shower together.

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Best pick-up lines ever (: 1. My love for you is like diarrhea,

777 faves · 13 comments · Mar 29, 2011 4:39pm

Bucketkiaad33 · 1 decade ago
I laughed out loud at number one :L
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MyHomiesBeKrunk · 1 decade ago
This is just stupid. Most of these are perverted things that I wouldn't want anyone to say to me.
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KageBabi123 · 1 decade ago
My boyfriend said number 19, i was like Yeah, keep dreamin(; And went into the shower xD
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Bieberfever22 · 1 decade ago
the word of the day is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word!!!!!!!!
hahahaha love this one

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broadwayduhh · 1 decade ago
I have one
lets do go to your house and do some math
add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide ur legs and muliply
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musiccxcrazyy · 1 decade ago
is your dad a baker? cause you hav ethe nicest buns in town ;] lmfao
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missauthor123 · 1 decade ago
I love number 6!! at first it was like ?? but then I got it! lol and also 19 18 16 14 and 7 lol msotly the perv ones lol
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little_flirt_burger · 1 decade ago
Are we at the beginning of time? Because I'm expecting a big bang! ;) Hahahaha I love this one too.
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elmo_bigbird · 1 decade ago
HAHAHAHA. this is sooo funnyy(:
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moomoo001 · 1 decade ago
BAHAHHHAHAH im in ela right now and i was reading this and i almost peed myself laughinggg, my teacher must think imma freakk(:
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LadyG · 1 decade ago
nicee
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theWorder · 1 decade ago
Ohmigod! If someone would say this to me, I'd go CRAZY in LOVE!
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laughitupp · 1 decade ago
these are hot. (:
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