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Member Since: 3 Jan 2011 12:22pm

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               Hi, I'm a girl from Sweden who sees Witty as a fun escape from her ordinary everyday life


 


 
  1. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:25am UTC
    Who. the. hell. is.
    JAMES BRASS?

  2. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 29, 2011 10:43am UTC
    That awkward moment when...
    That really fat teacher says she's
    pregnant and no one believes it.
    *Mine, I think, I don't know if it's already out there...*

  3. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2011 1:58pm UTC
    Dear Rebecca Black,
    Thank you, for your lovely song. Hahahah, I'm just kidding. I hate you. You ruined fridays for me.
    Sincerely, that one girl with a sharp knife in her hand looking through your window.

  4. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 6:24am UTC
    I was looking at this quote;
    && why is it that guys sweaters is so much more comfortable than our owns?
    And my dad walked by and saw it. He looked at me and then said;
    As long as I will be that guy,
    I'll pretend I never saw this.
    Whenever I say I freeze he hands me his sweater without a thought.
    >>MLIA, wohoo. You highlighted. Hehe. ;O<<

  5. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    There's this guy ♥
    So, I can tell him everything. We can talk for hours, without getting bored and we never had an awkward silence. Never. He let's me borrow his jacket. We can even share an umbrella without arguing, which to me, is a pure miracle. Our families know each other, so we've been on a several vacations together. I've known him since I was three, and I hope I'll know him for the rest of my life. Being with him makes me really happy, I laugh all the time.
    - We kissed once.
    Now people go on and on and on about us being together. Which we're absolutely not. We laugh about it and make jokes.
    - But I can't help wonder...
    Do I want to be together? I mean, do I love him?
    Yes, I think so.
    Will I ever tell him? Will I ever admit it?
    No. I think not
    50 degrees outside in October
    HOLY CRAP IT'S FREEZING
    50 degrees outside in March
    OH MY GOD IT'S SOO NICE OUT!

  6. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 1:27pm UTC
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  7. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    Google
    ___________________________________________________
    |Should I listen to my heart?
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy - Not my format
    Did you mean? Stupid question #1

  8. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 6:56am UTC
    Think about it;
    there exist more than a million words. But it's always the same ones you hear, over and over again. There might be words no one knows exists.
    ---- How many words is there, that always get left unspoken?
    ---- How many words are the ones who actually gets spoken?

  9. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 5:48am UTC
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  10. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 9:38am UTC
    So my cell...
    had 4% left, I was just about to charge it but... then it suddenly had 78%
    WTF!?

  11. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2011 9:33am UTC
    Sometimes I feel like my cell...
    People try to talk to me, I don't always notice
    I try to talk to people, they don't always care
    And I have a very limited amount of lifetime

  12. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    Am I the only one who...
    ... always gets on hyper mode when I'm bored?

  13. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2011 9:13am UTC
    A funny thing is: Jokes about blondes
    A funnier thing is: Telling them to blonds
    The funniest thing is: When they don't get it
    Yes, maybe not all blonds are stupid but if you do it my way...
    Say all BLONDS are stupid, and if you know a blond who isn't... call them light-haired.

  14. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2011 10:48am UTC
    He's the kind of pretty that makes you stop in the middle of the street and get hit by traffic

  15. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:29pm UTC
    Sooo, if love is the answer...
    ... what is the question?
    *Credit to whoever

  16. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 9:26am UTC
    And who else wonders...
    How many love songs Taylor Swift can write?

  17. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 5:36am UTC
    Google
    _________________________________________
    |Me |
    [Google Search] [I'm Feeling Lucky]
    Make Google my homepage
    Advertising Programs - Business Solutions - About Google
    ©2011 - Privacy - Not my format
    Did you mean? The coolest person alive

  18. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    I love sleep,
    becuase my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake
    Sixbillionsecrets

  19. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2011 5:08pm UTC
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    I sort of want something really bad to happen to me...
    like a car accident or something... but I don't want to be hurt.
    I just want to know who'd care enough to visit me in the hospital...
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    *not my format - Siixbillionsecrets

  20. theWorder theWorder
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2011 3:34pm UTC
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