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Three prisoners get summoned to the fields by the King to earn their freedom. The King says, “Each of you must venture into the forest and bring me back 10 fruit of your choice.

The first prisoner brings back 10 apples.
The King then says, “Okay now you have to put them up your butt without making a sound or face.”
1…2…*Ahhhh*
He makes a sound so his head gets chopped off.

The second prisoner brings back 10 blueberries.
The King then says, “Okay now you have to put them up your butt without making a sound or face” 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…*Laugh*
He makes a sound so his head gets chopped off.

In Heaven the two prisoners meet up.
Prisoner #1:Why’d you laugh you were so close to being free?
Prisoner #2:I saw the third guy coming with pineapples.

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659 faves · 8 comments · Dec 19, 2010 5:12pm

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holdergirl13

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JBluv · 1 decade ago
lol its cause it would be impossible to shove pineapples up an (:
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bieberrxfeverrxforeverr · 1 decade ago
i don't get it......
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living_in_lala_land · 1 decade ago
hah, the blonde version the blonde is bringing back 10 watermelons, but same basic idea. haha
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missauthor123 · 1 decade ago
LOL My cousin had already told me it, but it was up their balls, and it was an american (first one) someone else I don´t remember (second one) and mexican (third one)
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didntseethatcoming · 1 decade ago
Lmao! How nice. xD
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amandacakeesx3 · 1 decade ago
cuz the pineapple is sharp and their shoving it up their butt, so it'll hurt.
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hugz_kisses · 1 decade ago
WHat?! confuzeddd
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bumblingbee · 1 decade ago
i didn't get it someone please tell me =)) thnx
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