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ummmm... basically im the lazy chik that everyone knows but no one would care if i died.... i also make up a majority of my quotes, and most of this (other than vent....) has never happened to me, as in, all the luv crap is stuff i made up cuz im a writer ;D i'm just to lazy to copy and paste it onto here....
  1. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    I had a conversation with a 6th grader (i'm a 7th grader) and they're pretttttyyyyy weeeiiirrrrrddddd..... On guy had a timer on his watch for the EXACT SECOND that Will and Kate were going to kiss, he SCREAMED THE COUNT DOWN! Then this girl said that she was going to marry prince charming and that she was going to kill cinderella. WTF???

  2. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    I'm too lazy to make this look pretty.... so, to catch your attention so you'll read this long paragraph.... oaidjfaopdnfoaidfoandfioajdflijaodvndiojsfjioasdjfifjiojfsdiojdfiosiojfdsjiodfa
    On April 1st, i got up really tired. I was quiet all day, which doesn't happen much, and in the middle of the day my best friend asked me if anything was wrong. I just shrugged and said I was tired because I was. Later my friend fooled my best friend and she told me that she always forgets that it's april 1st. An hour later I took her to the side and told her that I wouldn't be going to that school anymore. It was a joke, I was just kidding, I was trying to keep from laughing. The. Look. On. Her. Face. Was something I will never forget, something I never want to see again, I hope I never end up actually having to leave....
    People say that boyfriends are always breaking hearts, that they're so important in their lives. But i'm 12, I don't want a freaking boyfriend. Because I have my friends, and that's enough. I know it won't always be, but for now, it's enough.

  3. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 6:25pm UTC
    I found this and decided, heck ya! we should do this! and i am, so u should to XD (so basically the rest of this is copied and pasted from someone else's, i dunno who started it tho...)
    All wittiers?
    Please on May 13th, 2011, (5/13/11) write on your hand "Witty <3" or a heart.
    we need to let the world know that we love witty.It would be great to meet someone with "witty <3" on their hand.
    because, we all help each other out on this site(;
    R E P O S T T H I S !
    jock this quote please? and try to get the word out. witty should have a national day, and if we get enough people to put "witty <3" on their hand on May 13th, 2011, then maybe that would become the national day? SPREAD THE WORD. bye<3

  4. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    I'm not going to say that your pretty, because most likely, you aren't.
    I'm not going to say that you're liked, because most likely, you aren't.
    I'm not going to say that you're cool, because most likely, you aren't.
    What I am going to say is that...
    You're not pretty, you're beautiful
    You're not liked, you're loved
    You're not cool, you're amazing
    Because most likely, you are.
    And don't let anyone, ANYONE, tell you otherwise
    No matter how cheesy this sounds
    No matter how fairy tale this sounds
    No matter how much you want to believe, but can't
    No matter how much the world tells you no
    It's true

  5. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 5:46pm UTC
    Only those who
    dare
    to
    fail greatly
    can ever
    achieve greatly.
    -Robert F. Kennedy

  6. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 7:46pm UTC
    Ha..
    Haha....
    Hahaha...
    Hahahaha...
    Hahahahaha...
    Hahahahahaha...
    Hahahahahahaha...
    Hahahahahahahaha...
    Hahahahahahahahaha...
    Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!
    Hehehehehehehehehe...
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    He...
    ...........
    I don't get it.

  7. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 7:34pm UTC
    And& don't you love it when people always write the same word more than once And&Plus+Subtracting-SemiColen;Parenthasies()Percent%DollarSign$At@ExplanationPoint! yaaaaaaaaaa

  8. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    Indian Boy 1: Why was I named SoaringEagle?
    Dad: Because after you were born I saw an eagle
    Indian Boy 2: Why was I named MightyLion?
    Dad: Because after you were born I saw a lion
    Indian Boy 3: Why was I named PeeingDeer?
    Mother: *sigh* Ask your father.

  9. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    Gibby: I don't want to get in a bikini and fight some other loser with dog food.
    Sam: Why not?
    Gibby; I still have some dignity!
    Sam: *scoff* Since when?!

  10. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    And who Else...?
    Has a friend that always steals her other friends juice pounch and holds it up and starts reading off. "'Stick straw in SECRET pouch!' If it's so secret why does it always have a BIG PINK ARROW pointing to it? *sarcastic* Ohhhh yeahhh... it's sooooo secret when it says SECRET POUCH right under the arrooowwww!!"
    I luv my friends XD

  11. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2011 11:52am UTC
    And who Else...?
    Screams 'DORY!' When they see a blue fish...
    Screams 'NEMO!' When they see a orange fish...
    Screams 'BUBBLE GUY!' When they see a yellow fish....
    Screams 'FISHY!' When they see a fish in general

  12. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 7:37pm UTC
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  13. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2011 7:22pm UTC
    N.E.R.D.
    i. v. a. e.
    n. e. n. s.
    j. r. d. t.
    a. y. o. i.
    s. m. n.
    a.
    i. t.
    n. i.
    o.
    n.
    N.E.R.D's "Ninja's. (in) Every. Random. Destination." UNITE!!!!
    (i usually hate it when pple do this on their quotes... but i just wanted u all to kno...) MINE! XD

  14. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2010 2:53pm UTC
    And who else...?
    Have thought about making one of those, 'Leave Britney alone!' Video's for Justin Beiber, just to make fun of him?

  15. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2010 1:14pm UTC
    Freddy: You can't do this without a method!
    Carly: ...Gibby has a method....
    Sam: ....Gibby, what are you doing?
    Gibby: My thhhaaaannnnggggg!

  16. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 10:23am UTC
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  17. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2010 8:41am UTC
    Who else....?
    Looks at a post with a word writen like t.h.i.s. and takes about five minutes to figure out what it says?

  18. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    What's Happened To Christmas?
    When people who work in stores aren't allowed to say 'Merry Christmas'.
    When a guy dressed in a Santa Clause outfit in front of Walmart is smoking.
    When you're afraid to say 'Merry Christmas' in school in case a teacher starts to yell at you.
    When you don't have 'Christmas Parties' anymore.
    When on TV channels, instead of music video's of Christmas songs there's a song called 'Happy Universal Holidays'.
    What's. Happened. To. Christmas?

  19. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2010 5:58pm UTC
    Cuz' baby you're a firework! C'mon show 'em what you're worth! Make 'em go Oh-oh-ohhhhh! As you Shoot across the Sky-y-yyy!!!
    1)I don't like heights
    2) Why would anyone want to be a firework? Fireworks EXPLODE!

  20. essie7198 essie7198
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 8:19pm UTC
    You know what would make the world So. Much. Better?
    If everyone just ran off a cliff.
    Haha, JK....
    No what would make the world so much better....
    is if Only. You. Did.

:)

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