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December 4, 2010 4:37pm UTC

Confused Moment While Reading Witty #9:
When I'm looking at the bottom of the quote and it says 'please to do not jock' and I'm wondering if it's supposed to say jack or joke.....

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essie7198
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December 4, 2010 12:04pm UTC

I'm the type of girl
that everyone expects to ALWAYS read comedy books (I do read some....) so when I just ask people for a Barnes and Nobles giftcard they just get me a funny book or cartoon thing
Birthday Party-
(best) Friend: Hey! I got you '________' I hope you like it! I heard it's hiLARIOUS!!
Me: Thanks!
Few hours later-
Me: *stares at book* Eh... Another time *opens Eragon* *reads*
Few More Hours Later-
Me: YEAH! Kick their A**es Eragon!! Drop those F**king Rocks on them!!!

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essie7198
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December 4, 2010 11:49am UTC

Who Remembers King of Queens? (i do and i'm 12 :P)
Doug: Hey, I wrote a song!
Carrie: Really?
Doug: Yeah....
Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Dough and Carrie, Doug and Carrie....
ARTHER ARTHER ARTHER ARTHER!
Doug and Carrie, Douge and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie, Doug and Carrie....
ARTHER ARTHER ARTHER ARTHER!
Carrie: I need to go
Doug: Are you sure?
Carrie: Yes, I need to take a test
Doug: But the song changes! And I was thinking we could have pizza....
Carrie: Bye Doug *kiss on cheek*
Doug: *sad* But-!
Carrie: *leaves*
Doug: *sad* Doug and Pizza, Doug and Pizza, Doug and Pizza, Doug and Pizza...
toppings, toppins, toppings, toppings.....

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essie7198
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December 3, 2010 10:48pm UTC

I sing good....
2% Solo
3% with a friend
5% in the car
90% when I'm in the shower XD

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December 3, 2010 10:42pm UTC

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essie7198
posted a quote
December 3, 2010 9:56pm UTC

haha.... i love/hate how
a) i realllllyyyy want to delete one of my quotes because what i put was embarasing and i wasn't thinking when I posted it, but ONE PERSON faved it and u just want to keep it and...
b) no one's going to bother reading this because the fonts tiny XD

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November 28, 2010 9:55am UTC

HAHA! Made u look! XD

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essie7198
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November 28, 2010 9:29am UTC

Am I the only one that wonders how many people r on here to put 1500 pages? So I got curious (being the freaking idiot I am) and went to 1500 to see how old they r. Guess what? There weren't any on the page (i mean seriously? WTF?) so i kept pressing previous until i saw some quotes, I got bored on page 13thousand something... so i tried the other way around, i kept looking at the quotes and laughing and then i saw quotes I saw yesterday starting page... twenty something, so i stopped page 36 and gave up. I just waisted 30 minutes of my life, doing that and typing this out.
what page do the quotes start on Funny? The word may never know.... (tootsie pop!)

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essie7198
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November 27, 2010 10:35pm UTC

Confused Moment while Reading Witty #6(I didn't feel like posting the rest):
Staring at a comment that does this for no apparent reason. What are you? Some spy that's sending a message? Ohh... so the isfnparas! I totalllyyyy read you man!

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November 27, 2010 1:06pm UTC

'I spent some time just waiting on God, and trust me, there's not big ending to this story, except for one day, I just stood up and said, "I still believe."' ~ TobyMac

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essie7198
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November 27, 2010 12:53pm UTC

Don't you hate it when someone labels a quote as funny, but it's not? Wait... Sh*t!

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essie7198
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November 27, 2010 12:50pm UTC

Random Situation #1:
You're sitting at home, then randomly, a ninja breaks through the door, you...
a) Get up, bow, then say, "Why have you come, my master?"
b) Say, "Who the F**k are you?"
c) Get in a ready stance and prepare to fight
d) Sit and say, "You better pay for breaking the window."
e) All the above
f) All the above, in order
if you picked F (meeee!!) fav this

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essie7198
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November 27, 2010 11:48am UTC

WORST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE #1:
When you're typing away on your computer, and you realize that you could be spending that moment with your Mother, but don't get up because you're so into the conversation you're having with a friends you see EVERY DAY. *looks around* *gets up and goes downstairs to Mom*

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November 27, 2010 11:46am UTC

THE BEST MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE #1:
The happiness you get, when you find out people actually like the random crap you put on Witty that you made up on the spot

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November 27, 2010 11:43am UTC

Dear Vegitarians....
I honor ur comitment to not eat meat for the rest of your life. It is truely inspiring. Your self control is impeckible (whatever that means). But I don't have any, and that's why I'm sitting at home, typing on the computer, and eating the left over turkey from Thanksgiving. I hope you have a nice life, and I'll save you some tofu stuffing. Wait, I don't have any, because I EAT MEAT! Tofu is for suckers
Sincerly,
Meat Lover

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November 27, 2010 11:30am UTC

Has anyone else noticed that on 'Top Quotes' the largest amount is about Love? Then Funny stuff? Then Venting? Then Inspirational? Then Lyrics? (breakups just a b*itch and decides to be different *SCREW U BREAKUPS!*) Then Advice?
The Moral of this?
PEOPLE ARE LAZY!
Am I the only one that thinks this?
Fav this if u think so 2

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November 27, 2010 11:27am UTC

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essie7198
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November 26, 2010 5:54pm UTC

You know what I hate?
When you're going to dinner with Vegetarians, and for some reason they think they're picking the Resteraunt.

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