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  1. lexieex3 lexieex3
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Best friend
    Girl friend
    Boy friend
    Close friend
    Family . ♡

  2. liveforlove49 liveforlove49
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:13pm UTC
    You're My Best Friend
    Foreve_
    But No R, Because That Would Be The End Of Forever

  3. onlywondering onlywondering
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Only Wondering 59
    Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
    *not my format*

  4. jssx623 jssx623
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 1:13am UTC
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  5. xxiLoveYouRawrxx xxiLoveYouRawrxx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

  6. fly_away_with_me fly_away_with_me
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    April 29, 2011 6:18pm UTC
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  7. xoxohersheykiss5 xoxohersheykiss5
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2011 8:05pm UTC
    &Everygirl...
    Has that oneconversation
    Running in their head
    Of what they wish he’d say

  8. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 8:22pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #146
    mom: do you have a crush on anybody?
    me: I want to crush a couple people.

  9. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
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    April 26, 2011 8:43pm UTC
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  10. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #157
    person: what's good?
    me: clearly not the economy.

  11. gobgoerrsarah gobgoerrsarah
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 9:20pm UTC
    Stupid Questions #158
    person: do you eat at mcdonalds?
    me: yes, and I'm looking forward to my heart attack.

  12. flashflaash01 flashflaash01
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Life is like an
    Hourglass
    eventually everything hits the bottom
    & all you have to do is wait it out until
    Someone comes along &
    turns it around

  13. XxstrawberrykiwixX XxstrawberrykiwixX
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2011 10:35pm UTC
    'jajaja!'
    "dude? what the hell?"
    "chill. just laughing in spanish."

  14. DaRkPiXiEz DaRkPiXiEz
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    (\_/)
    (O_O) Want a waffle?
    (> # <)
    (\_/)
    ( o.o) Uhh... no thanks
    (u u)
    (\_/)
    (O_o) TAKE THE WAFFLE OR DIE!!!
    (> #<)
    (\_/)
    (O_O) OH YEA HOW YA GONNA KILL
    (U U) MEH!?!?
    (\_/)
    (-_- ) aaa...... ok wait here let me get it out
    (>#<)
    5 minutes later. . . .
    (\_/)
    (O_o) TAKE THE WAFFLE OR DIE!!!
    /""""""""\
    l""""""""""\=======[]
    \@@@@/
    (\_/)
    (O_O) OK OK OK i eat the waffle
    ( U U)
    (\_/)
    (O.o) humm this waffle aint all bad
    (UU)
    (\_/)
    (O_o) I told you to take it
    /"""""""\
    l"""""""""\========[]
    \@@@@/
    (\_/)
    (^-^) Oh yea my bad
    (UU)

  15. JC0396 JC0396
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Did you know that Bing stands for,
    Because It's Not Google?
    Amazing.

  16. Ugotzissues Ugotzissues
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I'm going to slap your face.

  17. gwenythadele gwenythadele
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    I'm 1 in a million(:
    But there are 6 billion people in the world....
    Does that mean there are
    6,000 of me?

  18. lambertlover1 lambertlover1
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    joke: how much crack has Charlie Sheen had?
    answer: enough to kill Two and a Half Men

  19. FUNkychic321 FUNkychic321
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    STARING AT A TEXT FOR 5 MINUTES TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPLY WHILE SECRETLY THINKING......DAMN ITS A GOOD THING WE AREN'T TALKING FACE TO FACE.....I'D BE SCREWED

  20. helloimbored helloimbored
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    I used to think I was indecisive,
    but now I'm not so sure...

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