me: "okay. so i'm
gonna start eating healthier,
starting today. i'll have salads for every meal
and only drink water and never eat anything fatty
again! yeah! i'll be so thin by summer if i
just stick with this, yay thin thin
thin"
mother: "hey, honey,
so i'm really tired and i'm just
gonna get mcdonald's for dinner. you
want anything?" me:
"..."
me: "...i'll have a big mac and fries and a chocolate milkshake
and maybe some mcnuggetson the side..."
