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mrstl96x3

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Member Since: 19 Jul 2009 12:22am

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  1. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2010 2:56am EST
    Seeing someone write as their status,
    "No calls or texts, I'm studying"
    And you sit there and think,
    "WHO WAS GONNA CALL AND TEXT YOU ANYWAYS?!"

  2. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2010 9:31pm EST
    Dear Christmas Music,
    Unless it's December you're not welcome here.
    Sincerely, My Head.

  3. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 12:41pm EST
    There are plenty of fish in the sea....
    But who wants to go out with a fish?
    not mine.

  4. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2010 12:25am EDT
    Dear Lady Gaga,
    What do you wear for Halloween? Sincerely, Curious

  5. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2010 4:42pm EDT
    So I was out trick-or-treating with my friends,
    And we go to a house and ring the bell.
    This mom opens up the door with a mask,
    And goes "HWAAAAAA!"
    Naturally, we weren't scared.
    She takes off the mask and says "why weren't you guys scared?"
    And her daughter looks at us and goes,
    "mom, they're teenagers!"

  6. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2010 10:41pm EDT
    URL Fails
    Therapist Finder- www.therapistfinder.com
    Tahoe Brochure- www.gotahoe.com
    Mole Station Nursery- ww.molestationnursery.com
    LMFAO!!!!!

  7. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2010 2:41am EDT
    anyone else notice that orange juice is waaay more yellow than orange?
    like wtf.
    no seriously, go look at some and tell me that its not yellow.
    exactly.

  8. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2010 11:15pm EDT
    Cartoon Characters Are Crazy!!! I Mean:
    -Eeyore was stoned 24/7.
    -Cinderella was completely schizophrenic.
    -The Mad Hatter had severe ADHD.
    -Spongebob is on speed.
    -Partrick is always wasted.
    -Tom (from Tom and Jerry) is totally bipolar.
    -Chowder has a serious eating disorder (they dont show him throwing up).
    -Oscar the Grouch is obviously depressed.
    -Tony the Tiger is using steroids.
    -The pink panther is snorting crack.
    -Ariel (mermaid) has a personality disorder.
    -Tweety looks like a girl.
    -Donald Duck has anger management problems.
    -Minnie Mouse is having an affair.
    -Wiley Cayote suffers from obsession.
    -Elmer Fudd has a terrible speech impediment.
    -Bugs Bunny has a criminal record.
    Look at all these bad influences!!!

  9. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2010 7:10pm EST
    I want to go to a
    Justin Bieber concert!
    Why?
    I'm gonna throw tampons at him and yell
    "If you're not gonna grow up like a man,
    at least grow up like a woman!!!"

  10. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2010 10:24pm EST
    ONE-LINERS #7
    Just remember...
    if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
    -i like this one.
    i think it speaks to me
    lmfao.

  11. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 8:53pm EST
    ONE-LINERS #6
    One tequila,
    two tequila,
    three tequila,
    floor!

  12. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2009 4:30pm EST
    ONE-LINERS #5
    Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
    Learn from them.
    -not mine, but the last part was :)

  13. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
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    December 30, 2009 3:02pm EST
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  14. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 9:29pm EST
    ONE-LINERS #3
    If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
    does that mean that one enjoys it?
    -lmfao this one's my fave :)

  15. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2009 12:43am EST
    ONE-LINERS #2
    The early bird might get the worm,
    but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    -lol still not mine, but whatever!

  16. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2009 3:16pm EST
    ONE-LINERS
    Some people are like Slinkies...
    not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you push one down the stairs.
    -lol not mine getting 'em offa websites
    series?

  17. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2009 1:13pm EST
    Ah,
    OPENING PRESENTS.
    The best five minutes of Christmas.
    Ah,
    DESTROYING PRESENTS.
    The best two minutes of Christmas.
    HAPPY HOLIDAYS 2009!!!

  18. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
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    December 15, 2009 9:18pm EST
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  19. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2009 11:10pm EST
    Funny Convo!!!
    Jace: hey u wanna know a funny story?
    Me: sure go ahead
    Jace: kk so i was 7 doing flips on my bed
    Jace: soo i landed one
    Jace: went to flip off my bed
    Jace: fell
    Jace: lmao
    Jace: dad came running
    Jace: and he tripped
    Jace: over me
    Jace: soo this cup fell with water and everything
    Jace: and me and my daddy got wet
    Jace: soo my mom come running
    Jace: and was like
    Jace: what the AHHH she slipped on the water
    Jace: fell almost killed her self
    Jace: and then u just see my cat
    Jace: walking and staring
    Jace: like
    Jace: wtf is wrong with these people lmaoo
    Me: LMFAO that just made my freaking day i can just picture it
    Jace: lmaoo
    Jace: xD
    Me: lol ur so stupid!
    Jace: lmaoo noo
    Jace: my FAMILY is stupid
    Jace: dont forget they slipped and fell 2
    Jace: lmao
    Me: lmao but u were the stupid one flipping on ur bed
    Jace: lmfaoo
    Jace: yessirr
    Jace: lmao
    Jace: buh my daddys stupid for running with water
    Me: lol true
    Jace: lmaoo
    Jace: and like all u hear is wahh
    Jace: DUHDUMP
    Jace: then my dad
    Jace: is like
    Jace: BOOOMSHLAPABOOOM!
    Me: lmfao
    God I love this kid! He can always make you laugh,
    even when you don't want to.....

  20. mrstl96x3 mrstl96x3
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2009 9:10pm EST
    Reasons Why (I think) Santa Claus Should be Arrested
    1. "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake"-um, stalker much?!?!?!
    2. He insists on sliding down your chimney when everyone is asleep- I'm surprised there are barely any robberies reported that day.
    3. Animal Abuse- think about it, how can you possibly make nine reindeer travel around the entire world in 8 hours?!?!
    4. Come to think of it, why do we even give the man cookies and milk?! I mean, the reindeer deserve some kind of food, but Santa doesn't deserve anything! He's fat enough as it is.
    Anyone agree? Anyone? Everyone? I thought so. Now press that nice little heart and show me you agree.

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