Witty Profiles
don't you hate
when;
You wake up and don't feel like P. Diddy
The whole world doesn't stop and stare when you smile
Eminem ties you to the bed and sets the house on fire
You forget you skin tight jeans and your teenage dream isn't
the same
You find out you're not the only girl in the world
A California girl melts your popsicle
Someone keeps telephoning you and you're busy in the club
You forget to call 911 when that short person starts a fire on
the dance floor
Alejandro keeps calling your name
The club can't handle you
Eminem actually is afraid
yeah, me too.
657 faves · 20 comments · Dec 8, 2010 8:23pm
aml143
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1 decade ago
thanks gurrls!! ilysfm
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ejw10
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1 decade ago
@iMoon: umm hi. i just wanted to say: STFU STOP BASHING ON MY FRIEND YOU B●TCH! oooh she had the same quote as you.. oh haha i get it. SO DID MILLIONS OF OTHER PEOPLE! GET OVER IT YOU SELFISH JERK! no one cares about you and your stupid little quote, kaay? just STOP spazzing on my friend [aml143] or else i'll keep sending you messages like this. BTW HER QUOTE LOOKS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN YOURS - YOURS ARE UGLY LITTLE PIECES OF CRAP! :P yer prob like some gross little sevvie with no life or friends and you probably think the world revolves around you - well no one cares, kay b●tch, bye.
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aml143
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1 decade ago
loveyouhun<3
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live_laugh_love_life
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1 decade ago
k imoon you cant stfu cause your a and probably have no friends, yerr like sitting here flipping ape on alanah.. really get over yourself.. there are TONS OF DUPLICATES on witty people jock and some do it accidentally so OFF . god damn .
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aml143
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1 decade ago
anndd it was on my friends profile so YOU STFU! ill block you if i have to because i hate haters.
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aml143
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1 decade ago
mmkay. imoon, I'M NOT PERFECT AND IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW SHE HAD ONE WITH THE EXACT SAME WORDS! THERE ARE TONS OF DUPLICATES IN WITTY SO CHILL OUT. KAAY? YOUR A HATER AND A WASTE OF MY TIME. haterrs shake my haand. but i keep sanitizerr on deck .
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iMoon
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1 decade ago
oh. btw, just thought u shud no. u put
'club can't handle you'?
its the club can actaully handle u.
btw, did i tell you this? SCREW YOU AND MOTHER
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iMoon
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1 decade ago
u no wat? just stfu. yeah, uh huh. u just HAPPENED to end up with thee exact same words and the exact same quotes butt different layout? come one really? yeah, it was "accidental". "You didn't know"? come one, wat kind of crap is that?
real one: iClaire. www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2007854
and rlly? its not right that u get more favs than the original one. evryone else? if u want a true witty and wantit to be orginal, join me, unfav, delete positive comments. idk. its unfair. more positive comments, more favs. its not right
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runawaywithme97
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1 decade ago
i love this soo much! hahahaha
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aml143
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1 decade ago
@ iClaire
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aml143
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1 decade ago
mmkay. 1. chill yer . i'm sorry i didnt no tht you made a quote on this "with the exact same words" so.. get.
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jjayx5
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1 decade ago
Story of my life!
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iClaire
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1 decade ago
umm, sorry but i kinda made a quote with the exact same words...
http://www.wittyprofiles.com/q/2007854
yeah. dont YOU hate it when people basically jock your quote? yeah, me too.
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immaninja
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1 decade ago
hahahaha ♥ made my daayyy
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aml143
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1 decade ago
it was onn my friends profilee and i was likee cool so i posted itt:) hehe
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Sidabug321
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1 decade ago
haah i have this on my quotes too, lol where did you find this?
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aml143
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1 decade ago
thanks gurrl:)
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roze101101
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1 decade ago
This should be what witty is all about!
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XODanieXO
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1 decade ago
wow this should be THE top quote!:)
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aml143 · 1 decade ago
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lovee you molly:)