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iMoon

1. iMoon
   posted a quote
   December 26, 2010 8:17pm UTC
   The awkward moment during class?
   »When a teacher stands over you while doing your work 0-0«
   
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2. iMoon
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   December 12, 2010 12:25pm UTC
   Funniest thing in class?
   »When a teacher disses another student :)«
   
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3. iMoon
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   December 12, 2010 12:32am UTC
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4. iMoon
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   December 10, 2010 9:35pm UTC
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5. iMoon
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   December 7, 2010 8:27pm UTC
   Oh! I don't know this person...
   but 53 mutual friends?
   O K A Y [:
   *Add as f r i e n d ♦
   ♥ am I the only one who does that on facebook? ♥
   
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6. iMoon
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2010 3:52am UTC
   Today, I was looking for nail polish remover.
   I opened the cabinet under the sink in my sister's bathroom and a
   JUMBO bottle of ketchup
   fell out. I have never been so
   CONFUSED
   
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7. iMoon
   posted a quote
   November 26, 2010 3:30am UTC
   Today...
   »I was in New York and two men were walking down 43rd wit
   camels
   [[Confused?]]
   format credit to peaceinpieces
   
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8. iMoon
   posted a quote
   October 15, 2010 1:53pm UTC
   Today
   I learned that gold fished have...
   TONGUES
   
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9. iMoon
   posted a quote
   October 14, 2010 8:17pm UTC
   Today I rode a roller coaster. It was tall and went very fast. About halfway through, I got freaked out and grabbed my sister's hand. As I was getting off the roller coaster, I became aware that my sister had been in the seat BEHIND me, not in the one beside me.
   I still don't know whose
   hand I held on that ride...
   format by peaceinpieces
   
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10. iMoon
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2010 3:22pm UTC
    Starting to get confused or nervous...
    When you're taking a multiple choice test on a scantron,
    and you get the same letter multiple times...
    Click the <3 if you do
    
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11. iMoon
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 4:56am UTC
    doing a stupid dance;
    when you find an ant on you♥
    you know you do ~
    
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12. iMoon
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:09pm UTC
    I'm sorry Mr.Spider
    but can't live in my house
    If you can't pay the
    Rent!!
    *SQUISH*
    
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13. iMoon
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    Today, I fell asleep in the car and I had a dream...
    that I was eating a juicy apple. I woke up taking a huge bite into the air. When I opened my eyes, I saw my brother staring at me. It was very awkward.
    
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14. iMoon
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2010 12:26am UTC
    Yesterday, I wanted to see that if you talk to someone while sleeping, they'd answer. So, I whispered into my brother's ear, "I know your secret..." He shifted in his bed and said, "I swear, I'm not Hannah Montana! I'm just a boy!" MLIA.
    
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