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1. roze101101
   posted a quote
   March 23, 2012 4:35pm UTC
   Seeya later, alligator!
   In a while, crocodile!
   In an hour, sunflower!
   Maybe two, kangaroo!
   Gotta go, buffalo!
   Seeya soon, baboon!
   Adieu, à tu!
   Better swish, jellyfish!
   Chop chop, lolipop!
   Bye-bye, butterfly!
   Better shake, rattle snake!
   
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2. roze101101
   posted a quote
   March 18, 2012 2:02pm UTC
   *Posts Kony Video*
   " I SAVED AFRICA ! "
   
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3. roze101101
   posted a quote
   January 13, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   I
   Seeya later, Masturbator!
   In a while, pedophile ;)
   Format credit - RunawayRachel (:
   
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4. roze101101
   posted a quote
   November 25, 2011 1:59pm UTC
   texting while driving:
   If I am not capable of doing it on Mario Kart,
   Then you, my friends,
   Should most definately not be doing it
   On the real road
   
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5. roze101101
   posted a quote
   March 22, 2011 12:31am UTC
   we're awful.
   why is it okay for girls to call guys douchebags, or players, and just go on with life- when if a guy ever insults a girl... the whole world flips out.
   its not a guy's fault
   that he doesn't like you.
   respect the boys/////
   
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6. roze101101
   posted a quote
   February 20, 2011 10:20pm UTC
   i may be slightly high,
   but im thinking my alphabet soup has only letter O's in it.
   Dude, they call that spaghettios.
   texts from last nighttt
   
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7. roze101101
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   February 8, 2011 8:57pm UTC
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8. roze101101
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2011 7:01pm UTC
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   Girl: So are you dating anyone?
   Boy: Yeah!
   Girl: Oh! Well I have a fish!
   Boy: Um, that's random.
   Girl: No...I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter ;)
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   facebook.<3
   
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9. roze101101
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2011 8:04pm UTC
   I am a ___
   ☐ Soldier
   ☐ Rider
   ☐ Ghetto Survivor
   ☑ All the Above.
   
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10. roze101101
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 4:20pm UTC
    Fave this to stop cancer and abuse and violence and poverty and if you have a pillowpet and if you think its too cold and if you are against abortion and if you think bullying is bad and to show that you care!
    Lmao JK.
    
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11. roze101101
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2011 7:16pm UTC
    not mine, had to fix it ;)
    if youleave i'm gona findyou
    Now Mike Posner, isn't that just a tad bit
    obsessive?
    
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12. roze101101
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2011 2:39pm UTC
    REPLACE
    FEAR OF
    THE UNKNOWN
    WITH CURIOSITY
    
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13. roze101101
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    January 4, 2011 7:37pm UTC
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14. roze101101
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    So there were these walking through the woods.
    And they saw something behind a bush. So they went to go check it out. Turns out, those lucky boys found themselves a naked lady.
    Guy #1 ran away right when he saw her.
    When his friend found him again, he asked-
    "Dude why did you run away"
    His friend replied-
    " Dude. My mom said if I saw a naked lady, I would turn into stone- And I kinda felt some thing harden."
    fave if you get it ;)
    
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15. roze101101
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2010 7:22pm UTC
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