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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker."
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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.

181 faves · Oct 13, 2010 6:50pm

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