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December 5, 2010 10:19am UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU GO INTO THE CUPBOARD TO FIND SOME FOOD AND INSTEAD YOU FIND HARRY POTTER
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN THEY HAND YOU A TROPHY AND YOU END UP IN A GRAVEYARD
all mine

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October 23, 2010 8:23pm UTC

IN HEALTH CLASS WE WERE TALKING ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS AND OUR TEACHER SAID THERES ALWAYS A BUS COMING AROUND THE CORNER AND WHEN ONE LEAVES ANOTHER ONE COMES.......I DISAGREE...I THINK ALL MY BUSES BROKE DOWN AT THE BUS STATIOIN CAUGHT ON FIRE BURNED TO ASH AND BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND THERE ARE NONE TO COME

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October 20, 2010 8:42pm UTC

IN MY MIND....
~ I CAN FLY
~ I HAVE TELEKINESIS
~ I AM A WIZARD AND I DO GO TO HOGWARTS
~ EVEN THOUGH SOME OF THE GUYS I LIKE DONT KNOW WHO I AM....WE WILL ALWAYS BE MARRIED OR DATING
~ IM A FIREBENDER....OR EVEN AN AVATAR
~ I WILL BE FAMOUS
~ ALL MY DREAMS WILL COME TRUE
~ I WILL MAKE THAT TIME MACHINE AND FIX EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD
**NO MATTER HOW IMPOSSIBLE SOMETHING IS DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU THAT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN OR ITS NOT TRUE AND ITS STUPID... THESE THINGS IN MY MIND MAKE ME WHO I AM AND IF SOMEONE ISNT ACCEPTING OF THEM DONT LET THEM GET TO YOU AND TELL U ..U CANT...BECAUSE U CAN AND U CAN BE WHOEVER U WANT TO BE NO MATTER HOW UNREALISTIC IT IS ...THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO LOVE THESE THINGS ABOUT YOU AND ACCEPT YOU FOR WHO U ARE NO MATTER HOW CRAZY... SO NO MATTER WHO SAYS I CANT...I KNOW I CAN AND WILL...DONT LET OTHERS DESTROY UR HAPPINESS AND IMAGINATION**
p.s..... all these things are true....especially the one about hogwarts ;) <3

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livelaughloveperform
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August 13, 2010 11:41pm UTC

so i was babysitting this 3 year old the other day and she tells me she got new music on her phone and asked if i wanted to hear. .i said sure i would luv to! i thought she was gunna walk in with a pink plastic toy phone that played music...but no shes walks in with her freaking IPHONE!!! HER PARENTS ACTUALLY GAVE HER AN ACTUAL IPHONE and i thought it was just her parents but it was actually hers A 3YR OLD WITH AN IPHONE....WHAT IS THIS...when i was three we got barbies and plastic toys..now i guess u get 3yr olds iphones...really?

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August 6, 2010 8:06pm UTC

mike: hello id like to place an order for pick up
person: your name
mike: situation
person: YOUR NAME?
mike:situation capital S-I-T-U-A-T-I-O-N
person: whatever man
Jersey Shore <3

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livelaughloveperform
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August 5, 2010 10:16am UTC

LADY GAGA TRIBUTE....
LADY GAGA GOT ON HER TELEPHONE AND CALLED UP ALEJANDRO TO PLAY A LOVE GAME.. INSTEAD THEY WENT DOWN TO THE CLUB AND DECIDED TO JUST DANCE.. IN THE END THAT BOY WAS A MONSTER AND THEY HAD A BAD ROMANCE.. THIS LEFT HER SPEECHLESS AND THE PAPARAZZI GOT ALL UP IN HER BUSINESS.. BUT SHE PUT ON HER POKER FACE AND FOUND MORE BOYS BOYS BOYS
ALL CREDIT TO ME I CREATED THIS COMPLETELY ALL MY IDEA!!!

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livelaughloveperform
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August 5, 2010 2:40am UTC

so in home ec my group had issues with our kitchen...i accidently sort of made a stick of butter explode in the microwave...we forgot alot of important ingredients... we put food in the oven to cook...20 minutes later when the buzzer went off..we realised the oven was never on..we broke a sewing machine...we sewed the wrong things and some of our clothes to our projects...we burned people with irons...what do u know..shes now quit

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livelaughloveperform
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August 5, 2010 2:31am UTC

so on the first day of 8th grade within the first 5 mins of social studies i got a detention..on the first day of school...through out the year i got over 20 more dententions from that teacher...and i got kicked out of the classroom several times...
1/2 the time i didnt even do anything...he really doesnt like me..so my goal for the upcoming year is to not get another dentention on the first day of school...so there u go a random memory

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August 5, 2010 2:25am UTC

in my friend melissa's neighborhood there is an ice cream truck that comes everyday and when she came to my house the garbage truck outside started to beep....my mother was making smoothies at that time and my little brother yelled I WANT A SMOOTHIE!!!! so melissa started to flip out yelling OHMYGOD U HAVE A SMOOTHIE TRUCK..haha shes an idiot...i luv her...and there is no such thing as a smoothie truck

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August 5, 2010 2:22am UTC

when going to the beach with my friends jordan and rachel and jordans parents we drove up to the place where u payed to get in and jordans mother asked which of the two beaches east or west is the best like u know has the best waves...the dude replied ma'am its all one beach the whole car and all the employees there were cracking up like crazy...these are the things that make my life

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August 5, 2010 2:19am UTC

there was a concessions place at the beach selling food....i was craving cheese fries so we got some...5-10 minutes later we went back and waited about 20 minutes in line to ask if they had lemons...they lady replied i think we do ud need to buy something though...she then called over the lady who checked us out and asked if they had any lemons..she clearly remembered us and said no they didnt have any and refused to give us some...even though she wuz putting lemons in her iced tea at that moment...we left pretty mad and what do u know we see little children being attacked by two people dressed in a giant strawberry and juice carton suit....what kinda of beach is this

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August 5, 2010 2:15am UTC

me and 2 of my friends were at the beach the other day and where ever we went we talked in a british accent... we pretty much convinced the whole beach we were british...when one of us accidently did something we would yell at them in an american accent haha and quickly go back to the british accent...cuz we're cool like that...rachel and jordan i luv u guys haha <3

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August 5, 2010 2:11am UTC

me and my friend decided to walk around speaking to other people in a different language ...when they started to speak that language we switched languages when they started to speak that language we switched languages again ...we also walked around saying the same line in one language ...since we only knew about one line for each language..WE WENT FROM FRENCH TO SPANISH TO CHINESE TO AFRICAN TO ETC.. I LUV MY FRIENDS <3

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