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My name's Gianna.
And that's all you need to know.

fabulosity
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August 23, 2011 11:27am UTC

Fun Idea:
Not have any kids?
Hire a babysitter anyway, and say that your kid is upstairs & not to be woken.
When you come home, ask where your kid is (:

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fabulosity
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December 1, 2010 5:19pm UTC

Today,
in Home Depot, a little kid had a garden hose between his pants and said to his mother, "look mommy it grew!" Embarrassed I looked away, but not soon enough to see the mother hug him and say, "It's bigger than your father's."
Oh my God.
mlia.

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fabulosity
posted a quote
December 1, 2010 4:59pm UTC

Today, I was at the train station with a few of my friends.
I saw a boy who looked about eight or nine years old,
drumming on a bucket. I thought he was good, so I
gave him a few quarters. He looked up at me & said,
"i also take numbers."
mlia.

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fabulosity
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December 1, 2010 4:48pm UTC

My sister got Bump-its for Christmas.
My dad thought it was for your boobs, not your hair.
The slogan "Bump-its volumizing inserts stay firmly in place" didn't help much. Nor did "From flat to fabulous in seconds!"
m l i a .

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fabulosity
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November 30, 2010 3:33pm UTC

today, my dog farted itself awake, and i laughed at it for being stupid.
five minutes later, my dad did the same thing.
mlia.

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fabulosity
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November 30, 2010 3:14pm UTC

At dinner, we were on the topic of bra sizes. My sister said, "I don't mind my bra size." My dad then replied, "Yeah because it's the only thing you will ever get an A in."
my life is average.

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fabulosity
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November 30, 2010 3:07pm UTC

today, i was watching inception in the movie theatre. in the beginning scene when leonardo dicaprio washes up on shore my friend shouts out "HE SURVIVED THE TITANTIC!" everyone was silent.
MY LIFE IS AVERAGE.

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fabulosity
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November 17, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Today,
I was watching Romeo and Juliet.
I realized that when Romeo said "She could teach the torches to burn brighter",
he was really just calling Juliet hot.
mlia.

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fabulosity
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 6:35pm UTC

T o d a y, I r e a l i z e d W i l l i a m S h a k e s p h e a r e w a s t h e f i r s t t o m a k e a " y o u r m o m " j o k e i n 1 6 0 3
H e i s n o w m y f a v o r i t e p e r s o n i n h i s t o r y .
M L I A

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fabulosity
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October 29, 2010 6:29pm UTC

Today, my little sister went outside with a shovel, wanting to dig a hole to China.
She came back in 5 minutes later.
When I asked her why, she responded with: "I didn't want the earth's molten core to collapse and through a complicated chain reaction cause the apocalypse since its not 2012"
She's 4. I love my family.
M L I A

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fabulosity
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October 6, 2010 5:50pm UTC

there goes my hero. . .
watch him as he goes.
//////// there goes my hero ///////
h e ' s o r d i n a r y < 3
f o r m a t b y : x o b r o w n e s u n d a 3 0

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fabulosity
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October 6, 2010 5:27pm UTC

"FIRST WE'RE TOO SEXY, AND NOW WE'RE TOO RELIGIOUS!"
"now i know how miley feels."
BRITNEY PIERCE ~ GLEE :D

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