Witty Profiles
What mother thinks of their son/daughter when . .
.
The door is closed in their bedroom
Son
''He
must be masturbating.''
Daughter.
''Aw,the
poor girl must have had a bad day in the school.I'll give her
some space''
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In the bathroom for more than 1 hour.
Son
''He is
masturbating''
Daughter
''She
must be washing up to look that date she might not have
tonight''
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On the computer for the
entire day
Son
''He must be
masturbating''
OR
''The kind has no friends.I should send him to
counseling''.
Daughter
''My little angel has
nothing to do now that her boyfriend is on vacation.How
sad''
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Stays after
school.
Son
''OMG,he's smoking
weed!''
Daughter
''She must be doing extra
curricular''.
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Sick on a day school
Son
''take a tylenol and go to school''.
Daughter
''Oh my poor baby! I taped Twilight for you.Stay home and
rest''.
410 faves · 17 comments · Aug 2, 2010 9:04pm
smilimoose
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1 decade ago
hahaha i saw this on graph jam the other day!
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DanaeM
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1 decade ago
I know right,HAHAHA THATS SOO FUNNY! because sometimes is true my mom,she always is cooking so she doesn't know but my brother is always playing Counter Strike :S thats soooooo boring and he is 16 .s
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xlove2love_x
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAH I luv tht !!!!! u madwe my lifeee!!! ♥♥♥
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GABTASTIC_
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1 decade ago
There's some spelling mistakes. But this quote is superr funny [;
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brriiiaaanna
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1 decade ago
haha half the stuff is "He must be masterbating." That is mostley true in me house. :)
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xxbabiimiikxx
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1 decade ago
nottt true at alllllllllll in my housee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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loveyoux0
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1 decade ago
im stupid..i dont get it..
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music_is_my_life
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1 decade ago
Not the truest thing ever, but funny
"He must be masturbating"
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Ic3y_h0t
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1 decade ago
"he must be masturabting."
"he must be masturbating"
HAHAHAHAAH
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Damaged
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1 decade ago
LOL. "He must be masturbating." Hahaha.
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DoveYou
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1 decade ago
How come none of this is true...? It's kind of reversed for me. My mom doesn't care about me, only my brother.
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newport_girl_7
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1 decade ago
haha it makes me laugh that half of the things for the son is "he must be masturbating"
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DearDanielle
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1 decade ago
Thats so not true! If i'm ill i get sent straight to school, while my brothers get all the attention! ;\
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MiiMily
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1 decade ago
Basically what JimMorrisonLover said.
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JimMorrisonLover
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1 decade ago
i wish my parents wer elike that
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RAWRimaDINOSAUR
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1 decade ago
thats not true...?
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DanaeM · 1 decade ago
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Yeah,i love it so i post it :D