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PauGymnast

1. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   March 8, 2011 10:31pm UTC
   I ♥ Toby Cavanaugh
   
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2. PauGymnast
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   February 6, 2011 11:38pm UTC
   Lost your pen=no pen
   No pen=no notes
   No notes=no study
   No study=Fail
   Fail=no diploma
   No diploma=no work
   no work=no money
   no money=no food
   no food=you get skinny
   you get skinny=then you get ugly
   Ugly=no love
   no love=no marriage
   no marriage=no children
   no children= alone
   alone=depression
   depression=sickness
   sickness=death
   Lesson: Don’t lose your pen, you will die.
   
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3. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   February 6, 2011 10:54am UTC
   Save File As: jahfldsfgdlsuafgsudifg
   This File Already Exists
   WTF!
   
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4. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2011 1:33pm UTC
   Know how it goes...
   The rich girls steal,
   The pretty girls lie,
   The smart girls play dumb,
   & the dumb girls spend their days
   trying to be all of the above
   - Pretty Little Liars
   
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5. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2011 9:30pm UTC
   But You Still Don't Look At Me The Way I Look At You ♥
   
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6. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2011 5:29pm UTC
   Dear Kanye West,
   Roses are red
   Violets are blue,
   If Justin Bieber wins another award,
   You know what to do...
   
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7. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   January 12, 2011 3:56pm UTC
   If you ignore me, I will ignore you. If you don't start the conversation, we wont talk. If you don't put in the effort, why should I?
   
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8. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   December 21, 2010 2:26pm UTC
   Dora. Are you blind?
   Swiper's right behind you.
   
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9. PauGymnast
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2010 10:30pm UTC
   A, B, C, D, E, F, G, Gummy Bears Are Chasing Me One Is Red, One Is Blue, One Is Trying To Steal My Shoe, Now I'm Running For My Life Cause The Red One's Got A Knife;)
   
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10. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2010 9:34pm UTC
    Cause Baby You're A Firework.
    
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11. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2010 9:46pm UTC
    God made rivers, God made lakes, god made you ....well we all make mistakes;)
    
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12. PauGymnast
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    October 20, 2010 10:58pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. PauGymnast
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    September 26, 2010 9:49pm UTC
    ❒ Team Edward
    ❒ Team Jacob
    ✔ Team Guy Who Almost Hit Bela With A Car
    
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14. PauGymnast
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    September 18, 2010 8:40pm UTC
    If the Bell doesn't dismiss me then the Bell doesn't decide when I arrive.
    
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15. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2010 9:11pm UTC
    Yes, I am your best friend. Yes, I would die for you. Yes, I'm about to steal your lip gloss. :)
    
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16. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 10:45pm UTC
    Girls Don't Cry, They Get Even!
    
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17. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    There will always be a "lie" in believe, an "over" in lover an "end" in friends, "us" in trust and an "if" in life.
    
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18. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 10:19pm UTC
    TEACHER: Where is you book?
    STUDENT:At home
    TEACHER: And what is it doing there?
    STUDENT: Having more fun than me!
    
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19. PauGymnast
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2010 4:41pm UTC
    PEACEOUT☮
    
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20. PauGymnast
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    September 6, 2010 10:21pm UTC
    If you want a perfect girl, go buy a Barbie.
    
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