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DanaeM

1. DanaeM
   posted a quote
   February 5, 2011 11:18pm UTC
   BESTFRIENDS:
   they act like your...
   - therapist
   - worst enemy
   - your lesbian lover
   - your best friend
   - your mom
   - your sibling
   -but most importantly
   the person you love the most
   
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2. DanaeM
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   February 5, 2011 11:02pm UTC
   "Dude he just called you a jew."
   "OH HELL NO, hold my foreskin!"
   
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3. DanaeM
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   February 5, 2011 10:59pm UTC
   Christmas Day:
   Elementary school:*wakes up at 6 am*"MOM DAD PRESENTS WAKE UP!"
   Middle school:*Wakes up at 8 am*"Oh hey presents."
   High school:*Wakes up at 4 am*GET UR LAZY BUTTS UP!PRESENTS!!!!!!"
   
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4. DanaeM
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   January 30, 2011 12:44am UTC
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5. DanaeM
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   January 30, 2011 12:40am UTC
   "Sexy" means I want you.
   "Pretty" means I like you.
   "Beautiful" means I love you. "Gorgeous" means all of the above and that is because you are the best thing that ever happened to me :)
   
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6. DanaeM
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   January 30, 2011 12:38am UTC
   That awkward moment when it's your birthday, and people are singing happy birthday to you, and you just stand there clueless of what to do.
   
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7. DanaeM
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   January 30, 2011 12:37am UTC
   It's amazing how three words can completely change your day.
   - i love you
   - F*ck you B*tch
   - we are done
   - i hate you
   - facebook login error...
   
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8. DanaeM
   posted a quote
   January 30, 2011 12:36am UTC
   Math tells us 3 of the saddest love stories:
   Of parallel lines, who are never meant to meet.
   Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever.
   And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but could never be together.
   
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9. DanaeM
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   January 30, 2011 12:34am UTC
   That moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you’re shopping, and when you’re almost near the cashier, they’re not even back yet, so you start freaking out.
   
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10. DanaeM
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:32am UTC
    Did you know?
    When you snap your fingers,
    the sound is created from your
    middle finger hitting your palm
    – not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
    >> Fave. if you just snapped your fingers :)
    
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11. DanaeM
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2011 12:31am UTC
    four main reasons a girl
    will stop texting back:
    One - You said something that made her mad
    Two - You just started to get boring
    Three - She fell asleep
    Four - You said the letter "K"
    
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12. DanaeM
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    January 30, 2011 12:29am UTC
    Girl bangs computer-mouse on desk and shouts "COME ON, B**CH!!!*
    Male Teacher: STOP THAT! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I BANGED YOU UP AND DOWN ON THE DESK SCREAMING COME ON, B**CH?!?!
    Girl: ....
    
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13. DanaeM
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    January 30, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Dear Parents;
    Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinocchio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can't blame us. We were taught to rebel since a young age.
    
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14. DanaeM
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    January 30, 2011 12:22am UTC
    When your texting five people and you tell four of them that your going to bed but theres that one person that you stay up texting even when your falling aslelep :) ♥
    
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15. DanaeM
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    January 30, 2011 12:17am UTC
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16. DanaeM
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    January 30, 2011 12:15am UTC
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17. DanaeM
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    January 29, 2011 12:50am UTC
    It's OK, ignore me then. Not like I have any feelings is it?
    
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18. DanaeM
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    January 29, 2011 12:48am UTC
    Saying sooooooooooo.
    to fill the silence... :)
    
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19. DanaeM
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    January 29, 2011 12:47am UTC
    I love it when somebody sees me, screams my name & then runs to hug me :")
    
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20. DanaeM
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    January 29, 2011 12:46am UTC
    wjfsklfjsmljdmgkfn
    gdfsghfdjkghzena, EEEEEH MACARENA! :D
    
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