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The Gamer;  
 he broke my heart.
i broke his xbox.
guess who cried harder.
[ him ]

The Skater;
he broke my heart.
i broke his skateboard.
guess who cried harder.
[ him ]
 
The Athlete;
he broke my heart.
i popped his football.
Guess who cried harder.
[ him ]

The Emo;
he broke my heart.
i broke his knife.
guess who cried harder.
[ him ]


The Chubby;
he broke my heart.
i ate his cupcake.
guess who cried harder.
[ him ]

The Nerd;
 he broke my heart,
i broke his pencil.
guess who cried harder.
[  him ]

Mr Right;
everything went perfect.
guess who cired.
[ The Gamer,  The Skater, The Athlete, The Emo, The Chubby, The Nerd ]
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The Gamer; he broke my heart. i broke his xbox. guess who cried

180 faves · 3 comments · Jul 18, 2010 1:38am

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_uncompleted · 1 decade ago
kay it wasnt ment to be offensive, god.
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miserybusiness · 1 decade ago
love the quote lex but agreed with HeadInTheClouds.
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HeadInTheClouds · 1 decade ago
Okay, Just saying, I have cut myself before, and the part where its the emo guy in this quote... is really offensive. Emo is a type of music. Not people that do self harm. Thanks for labeling me and many other people out there who have done that for real issues.
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