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    "Certainly, certainly," said Dumbledore, his eyes  twinkling. "Let me draw you up a chair--"
    And he did indeed draw a chair in midair with his  wand, which revolved for a few seconds
before falling with a thud between Professors  Snape  and  McGonagall. Professor Trelawney,
however, did not sit down; her enormous  eyes  had  been  roving  around the table, and she
s u d d e n l y           u t t e r e d          a          k i n d         o f         s o f t         s c r e a m .
    “I dare not, Headmaster! If I join the  table,  we  shall  be  thirteen! Nothing could be more
unlucky! Never forget that when thirteen dine together, the first to rise will be the first to die!”   
LATER....
    Professor  Trelawney  behaved  almost  normally  until  the  very  end of Christmas dinner,
two  hours  later.  Full  to  bursting  with  Christmas  dinner and still wearing their party hats,
Harry    and    Ron    got    up    first     from     the     table     and    she    shrieked    loudly.
    “My dears! Which of you left  his seat first? Which?”
    “Dunno,”   said   Ron,   looking   uneasily  at  Harry.
    “I doubt it will make much of a difference,”   said   Professor McGonagall coldly, “unless a
mad   axe-man    is   waiting   outside   the   doors   to   slaughter   the   first
into    the    entrance    hall.”
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"Certainly, certainly," said Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling.

18 faves · 5 comments · Oct 28, 2009 6:59pm

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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Hahaha, love this! But, in DH, there are 13 all together in the house after the attack transporting Harry to the burrow, and Lupin was the first to rise. He was also the first to die at the Battle of Hogwarts. Aside from the Gargoyle. Making another prediction true.
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ForeverYoung_ · 1 decade ago
That's my favorite part from the Prisoner of Azkaban :]
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liveitupxo · 1 decade ago
hahah i love harry potterr.
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liveitupxo · 1 decade ago
hahah i love harry potterr.
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FlipThatEmoHair · 1 decade ago
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban // J. K. Rowling.
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