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Alexandruhx3

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Member Since: 13 Aug 2009 03:24pm

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My favorite quotes on witty<33
stotryinto hurt me
 <|3                                      my heart's not a fucking piñata.
(Not sure who its by.)
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Yesterday. 
the quiet kids phone went off in class. After he handed his phone to the
teacher, a jock who sat in front of him, turned around and said to him,
"Was that your girlfriend?" He looked the jock right in the eyes and
replied "No, it was yours". I couldn't stop
laughing all period.

MLIA
(Titan4Life)
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Don'yowish
you could just google what he really thinks about you?
                                         [♥]

(
idgie)
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                           *    *                    *
                        *                    *          *
                         *              *              *
                                    i took a chance , i took a shot
                           & you might think i'm bulletproof , but i'm not
                                 you took a swing , i took it hard
                   & down here from the ground i see who you are
                                           *    *
                                               *
(tobs0122)
  1. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 8:59am UTC
    <3before i fall too fast ,
    kiss me quick ,
    but make it last.
    so i can see how bladly this will hurt me ,
    when you say goodbye.

  2. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2009 12:05am UTC
    Stay true to yourself.
    because there are very few people that will stay true to you

  3. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    Today
    while at Walmart, I saw a young boy sneak a box of condoms
    into an elderly lady's cart
    right before she checked out.
    When she found the box, she looked at it then shrugged and said she was running low.
    The look on the boy's face?
    P R I C E L E S S .
    MLIA
    -credits to
    mylifeisaverage.com

  4. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 9:56pm UTC
    Your Real Name:
    (uhhh, self-explanatory):
    Alex
    Your "Gangsta" Name
    (first 4 letters of real name plus dizzle):
    Alexdizzle
    Your Detective Name
    (favorite color & favorite animal):
    BluePig :D
    Your Soap Opera Name
    (your middle name & street you live on):
    RegoOliver (gay)
    Your Star Wars Name
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name):
    Olire
    Your Superhero Name
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink):
    OrangeCoke
    Your Witness Protection Name
    (one of your parent's middle name):
    De Costa
    Your Goth Name
    (black & the name of one of your pets):
    BlackJessie (gay)

  5. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2009 7:37pm UTC
    Can you name 13 boys you can think of right off the top of your head
    Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 13 people...
    This is a lot more fun if you actually randomly list the names first...No Cheating!!!
    1. Brandon
    2. Gary
    3. Thomas
    4. Andrew
    5. Wess
    6. Sam
    7. Trevor
    8. Brian
    9. Nick
    10. Brendon
    11. Tyler
    12. Aidan
    13. Cesar
    *How did you meet 10?
    X-boyfriend /
    *Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    no. ( b u t h e a l m o s t m a d e m e c r y ] : (
    *Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    U h m . S c a r y c o u p l e m a y b e .
    *Are you good friends with 13?
    He's my best friend! (hehe)
    *Do you think 5 is cute?
    I use to. not anymore
    *Something about number 1?
    He is my boy friend.
    *How did you meet 12?
    My friend Kaylee
    *What's 7's favorite color?
    blue?
    *What would you do if 6 just confessed that they liked you?
    Id be kinda freaked out.
    *Fact about 9?
    My best friend [well thatswhat i say (: ]
    *Would you ever live with 12?
    Uhm... that would be kinda weird but... uhm idk lol
    hes my bestfriend :D
    *Is 2 single?
    I think but im not sure.
    *Where does 7 live?
    I dont even knoq
    *What do you think about 2?
    WEIRDO! LMFAO
    *Whats the worst and best thing about 5
    Theres nothing bad about him, except he's friends with a jackass.
    *would you go out with number 11
    no way
    *What do you like about number 3?
    Do i have to answer this?

  6. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2009 3:11pm UTC
    ; a beautiful girl
    with gorgeous eyes ;
    a hidden world of hurt & lies

  7. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 10:45am UTC
    8 Favorites;
    • Favorite Color: Sky blue
    • Favorite Food: chocolate icecream
    • Favorite Singer: NEVERSHOUTNEVER!
    • Favorite Movie: (disneymoviesd:) Twitches. Parent Trap. Halloween Twon. &The Unborn.
    • Favorite Sport: Basketball
    • Favorite Day Of the Week: Saterday
    • Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate.
    • Favorite Time of Day: Night
    9 Currents;
    • Current Mood: Sick
    • Current Taste: Chocolate Icecream ! :D
    • Current Clothes: Pjs :D
    • Current Computer: HP
    • Current Finqer/Toenail- Huh?
    • Current Time: 10:33AM
    • Current Surroundinqs: My beedroom
    • Current Annoyance(s): Being Sick
    • Current Thought: Idk...
    5 Firsts;
    • First Best Friend: JC but im not friends w. him anymoree
    • First Crush: BR. But i hate him not :D
    • First Screen Name: Alex5190
    • First Pet: Bunnies
    •First Piercing: ears
    6 Lasts;
    • Last Food Consumption: Icecream
    • Last Car Ride: CVS to get medicine.
    • Last Text Messaqe: No phone but i text my friend over aim so my last text would b liz.
    • Last Movie Seen: Return Halloween Town ( i think)
    • Last Item Bought: Idk.
    • Last CD Played: I dont listen 2 cds
    4 Have You Evers;
    • Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: huh?
    • Have You Ever Broken the Law: most likely. lmfao
    • Have You Ever Been Arrested: nope.
    • Have You Ever Been on TV: Dont think so. EXCEPT at cvs when you walk in & the video cameras show you on a screeen! :D
    4 Things;
    • You're Wearing: Pjs.
    • You Did Last Night: Sleep,.
    • What Can You Hear Riqht Now: TV
    • You Can't Live Without: :D
    5 Places You've Been To;
    • 1. Portugal
    • 2. Azores
    • 3. New York
    • 4. New Hampshire
    • 5. Florida
    3 People You Can Tell Anything To;
    • 1. Kaylee.
    • 2. Aidan. (My best friends, not boyfriend lol)
    • 3. Krystal.
    2 Choices;
    • 1. Black or White: Black
    • 2. Hot or Cold: Hot

  8. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2009 7:19am UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you.

  9. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2009 5:26pm UTC
    a world without music
    Music<3
    would be nothing.

  10. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 2:19pm UTC
    11:12
    Maybe theres
    a reason why
    I always miss it

  11. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 6:21pm UTC
    ☮♥♫

  12. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 12:24pm UTC
    Iloveyou.<3
    enough said,

  13. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    Cause when you
    f i f t e e n
    & somebody tells you they
    l o v e
    you, your gonna
    b e l i e v e
    them.

  14. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:11pm UTC
    CODES I NEEDED TO SAVE
    red backround ; <div style="background-color: red;">
    orange backround ; <div style="background-color: orange;">
    yellow backround ; <div style="background-color: yellow;">
    lime green backround ; <div style="background-color: limegreen;">
    light blue backround ; <div style="background-color: lightblue;">
    purple backround ; <div style="background-color: purple;">
    pink backround ; <div style="background-color: pink;">
    black backround ; <div style="background-color: black;">
    spacing of lines closer ;<div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text squished together ; <div style="letter-spacing: -3px">
    make text HUGE : <span style="font-size: 215pt; line-height: 115%">
    To make a dotted border....
    <div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    To make a hot pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: hotpink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    To make a black backround...
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: black; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a solid border....
    <div style="border: 2px solid white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    to make a dashed border....
    <div style="width:582px;height:200px;border:2px dashed blue;">
    to make a medium blue backround....
    <div class="controlsStyle" id="textDivBG" style="padding: 10px; background-color: dodgerblue; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; position: relative;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br />
    </span></span></span></div>
    to make a light pink backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: pink; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    to make a blue backround....
    <div style="padding: 10px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); position: relative; background-color: blue; text-align: center;" id="textDivBG" class="controlsStyle">
    papyrus<font size="5" face="Papyrus">TYPE HERE<
    french script<span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'French Script MT'; font-size: 36pt">TYPE HERE<
    Vladimir Script<span style="font-size: xx-large"><font face="Vladimir Script">TYPE HERE<
    Cambria</span><span style="color: #000000"><font size="7" face="Cambria">TYPE HERE<
    SQUISHY-<span style="color: #000000"><span style="line-height: 115%; font-family: 'Georgia', 'serif'; letter-spacing: -5.6pt; font-size: 38pt">TYPE HERE<

  15. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    Real - Eyes
    Realize
    Real - Lies

  16. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2009 1:35pm UTC
    & 1 thoght he loved me

  17. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2009 6:31am UTC
    if you've had a family member or a friend die from cancer or fight through
    cancer or still has cancer of any kind then sign your screen name on this list
    .:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:._.:*~*:.
    - xx3Daniellebaby3xx
    - abbey269732
    - x2xblondieex2x
    - polkadots44
    - dc_xo14
    - crayonsplz
    - broken_hearted_x01
    - morgannx1
    - alyssamary36
    -espo
    kkbaby93
    - StillAddictedmwahz
    -alexandruhx3

  18. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2009 3:46pm UTC
    boy, when i start to matter;
    ill probabally already have moved on.
    -needed a place to put this
    i liked it(:

  19. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 6:35pm UTC
    Today I realized that for every story on this website
    about yelling out a Harry Potter spell and having a complete stranger respond,
    there's probably a ton where no one responded and it became extremely awkward.
    I learned that in the elevator today.
    MLIA

  20. Alexandruhx3 Alexandruhx3
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2009 6:31pm UTC
    Today, I hid in my closet for half an hour to avoid doing chores.
    When I finally came out and walked out to the kitchen my mom asked me
    how my trip to Narnia was.
    MLIA.

:)

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