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Yesterday, While Sitting At
church the priest started
the ceremony with the usual opening words.
He then stopped before continuing with the normal procedure by stating,
" That was really hard for me.
I've developed a phobia of talking with a microphone.
I'm afraid Kanye West is going to jump on the altar."
I don't know if I was extremely amused or intrigued that a holy man was
watching the VMAs.

MLIA.

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