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"I should be dead" 

1. smoked. 
2. consumed alcohol. 
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. 
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex. 
5. kissed someone of the same sex. 
6. had sex. 
7. had someone in your room other than family. 
8. watched porn. 
9. bought porn. 
10. tried drugs. 

1. taken painkillers. 
2. taken someone else's prescription medicine. 
lied to your parents. 
4. lied to a friend. 
5. snuck out of the house. 
6. done something illegal. 
7. felt hurt. 
8. hurt someone. 
9. wished someone to die. 
10. seen someone die. 

1. missed curfew. 
2. stayed out all night. 
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself. 
4. been to a therapist. 
5. been to rehab 
6. dyed your hair. 
7. received a ticket. 
8. been in an accident. 
9. been to a club. 
10. been to a bar 

1. been to a wild party.   ((everyday babyy :))
2. been to a Mardi Gras parade. 
3. drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night. 
4. had a spring break in Florida. 
5. sniffed anything 
6. wore black nail polish 
7. wore arm bands. 
8. wore t-shirts with band names. 
9. listened to rap. 
10. owned a 50 Cent CD. 

1. dressed gothic. 
2. dressed girly. 
3. dressed punk. 
4. dressed grunge. 
5. stole something
6. been too drunk to remember anything. 
7. blacked out. 
8. fainted. 
9. had a crush on a neighbor. 

1. had a crush on a friend
2. been to a concert. 
3. dry-humped someone. 
4. been called a slut. 
5. called someone a slut. 
6. installed speakers in your car
7. broken a mirror. 
8. showered at someone of the opposites sex's house 
9. brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper. 
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater. 
3. cruised the mall. 
4. skipped school. 
5. had surgery. 
6. had an injury. 
7. gone to court. 
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping. 
9. caught something on fire. 
10. lied about your age. 

1. owned/rented an apartment/house. 
2. broke the law in the police's presence. 
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf 
4. got in trouble with the police. 
talked to a stranger. 
6. hugged a stranger. 
7. kissed a stranger. 
8. rode in the car with a stranger. 
9. been harassed. 
10.been verbally harassed. 

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online. 
2. stayed online for 5+ hours straight. 
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight. 
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight. 
5. been to a fair. 
6. been called a bad influence. 
7. drank and driven. 
8. prank-called someone. 
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex. 
10. cheated on a test. 

Grand Total: 77

If you have less than 10, write "I'm a goody-goody" 
If you have more than 10, write "I'm still a goody goody" 
If you have more than 20, write "I'm average" 
If you have more than 30, write "I'm a bad kid" 
If you have more than 40, write "I'm a very bad influence" 
If you have more than 50, write "I'm a horrible person" 
If you have more than 60, write "I should be in jail" 
If you have more than 70, write "I should be dead"

  1. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 5:53pm UTC
    Beneath the make-up
    and beneath the
    smile i'm just a girl
    who wishes for the

  2. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 5:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  3. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2009 12:17am UTC
    Black Backround
    Top 30 Reasons to date a field hockey player.
    1. We always wear protection.
    2. We will leave you wanting more.
    3. We are used to scoring.
    4. We have great stamina.
    5. We know how to drive it hard.
    6. We will play anywhere anytime.
    7. We know how to handle sticks.
    8. We know how to work balls.
    9. Were not afraid to get down and dirty.
    10. We know when to play rough.
    11. We have the right touch.
    12. We can go in fast and hard.
    13. Sweating isn't a problem.
    14. We never miss the target.
    15. We can do it in 60 minutes and 11 positions.
    16. We also look really sexy in spandex.
    17. We know how to hit it.
    18. We like to be on top of are game.
    19. We have strong hip flexors,
    20. We like to get hott and sweaty.
    21. We wear skirts for easy play.
    22. We are used to getting are knees dirty.
    23. We know how to take it up the middle.
    24. We play the field until we score.
    25. We know how to take alittle pain.
    26. We know how to play one on one.
    27. When it gets hard we always pull through.
    28. We have great hands.
    29. We find the opening and get it in.
    30. We bring our own protection.

  4. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 3:56pm UTC
    Black Backround
    They didn't agree on much, in fact,
    they rarely agree on anything.
    They fought all the time.
    They challenged each other everyday.
    But despite Their differences,
    they had one important thing in common..
    They were crazy about each other.
    -The notebook.

  5. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 2:21am UTC
    I agree with Obama.
    kanye west
    is a
    sorry if this is already on here.

  6. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2009 12:23am UTC
    Black Backround
    Forget the risk,
    take the fall,
    if it's what you want
    then it's worth it all.
    not mine
    credit for the edit.

  7. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2009 9:40am UTC
    ⇔Admit it⇔
    everytime your on his myspace
    you go back and forth between
    the comments from his and another girls conversation
    just to make sure he wasnt flirting with another girl
    mine no jocking
    comment n rate :D

  8. hotstreak420 hotstreak420
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2009 10:14am UTC
    What use to be a seat belt
    -is now-
    _A strap of death_
    -Dane cook-


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