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bananaz_12

1. bananaz_12
   posted a quote
   October 11, 2009 8:23pm UTC
   Today, When I Got Home
   from school my mom showed me my
   old Furby that she found.
   I Figured
   That The Batteries Were Dead So I Put It
   On My NightStand.
   Suddenly,
   In The Middle Of The Night
   It's Eyes Opened As It
   Said,
   " Heeellllloo, Mee Fuurrbbyy!!"
   Never
   In My Life Have I Been So
   Frightened.
   MLIA
   
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2. bananaz_12
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   September 25, 2009 8:45pm UTC
   Today, I spent an hour drawing
   Waldo once in each chapter of my book.
   I also wrote instructions
   for the next person who gets this book
   " Find Waldo In Every Chapter
   And A Cookie
   Will Appear On Your Desk Tomorrow."
   --> The Secret?
   I Skipped Chapter 9.
   My Cookie.
   MLIA
   
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3. bananaz_12
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   September 25, 2009 8:42pm UTC
   Today, In English Class
   we all decided to inch our desks forward
   a little bit every time the teacher turned around
   to write on the whiteboard.
   By the end of class there
   was only about
   3 feet between her and the front row.
   She couldn't figure out what had
   happened.
   MLIA
   
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4. bananaz_12
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   September 22, 2009 9:54pm UTC
   Today I was waiting In line
   At The Market.
   I Noticed That The Casher Had A British Accent.
   I decided to talk in a fake
   accent.
   He Asked Where i Was From, And i Just
   Said,
   " I'm Talking In A Fake Accent"
   The British Accent Disappeared And He Said,
   " Yeah, Me too."
   That made my day.
   MLIA
   
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5. bananaz_12
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   September 22, 2009 9:31pm UTC
   On the First Day Of School
   We Where Playing
   2 truths & A lie With The 1st Graders,
   On Kid Raised His Hand And
   Said,
   " I Have A Cat. My Favorite Color Is Blue And I Am Batman"
   He Doesn't have A Cat.
   MLIA
   
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6. bananaz_12
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   September 22, 2009 9:24pm UTC
   Today I Figured Out That
   indigo is no longer
   a color.
   And Pluto Is No longer A
   Planet.
   I Don't Know What to Believe Anymore.
   MLIA
   
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7. bananaz_12
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2009 6:43pm UTC
   Today, I Was Playing A Game
   online where you throw various things
   at
   Kanye West while
   he tries to hide behind people at
   the VMAS.
   I threw an egg at him but missed and hit
   Miley Cyrus
   instead.
   I didn't Mind.
   MLIA
   
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8. bananaz_12
   posted a quote
   September 19, 2009 9:26pm UTC
   For the past week my family
   has been looking for a new house.
   And in every house my two little sisters find the best
   bedroom and scream
   " I CALL THIS ONE"
   Today, we entered a room with
   ^^Pink Walls^^
   And
   A Disco Ball on the Celing.
   Before my sisters could say anything,
   My dad screamed,
   " I CALL THIS ONE"
   i love him.
   MLIA
   
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9. bananaz_12
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   September 19, 2009 9:13pm UTC
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10. bananaz_12
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    September 19, 2009 9:04pm UTC
    Yesterday, While Sitting At
    church the priest started
    the ceremony with the usual opening words.
    He then stopped before continuing with the normal procedure by stating,
    " That was really hard for me.
    I've developed a phobia of talking with a microphone.
    I'm afraid Kanye West is going to jump on the altar."
    I don't know if I was extremely amused or intrigued that a holy man was
    watching the VMAs.
    MLIA.
    
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11. bananaz_12
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    September 16, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    Today My Roomates&I
    just realized that one
    part of the ceiling of our room opens up
    and we can crawl around in the ceiling.
    Our dorm room has a secret passage.
    We feel like secret agents.
    MLIA
    
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12. bananaz_12
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2009 8:48pm UTC
    Today I Drew A Picture
    of myself on the computer
    &
    named it me.
    When i exited the computer, this popped up,
    " Would you like to save Me?"
    I felt as if it was a plea to save
    someone,
    I clicked
    'Yes'
    I saved someone today.
    MLIA
    
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13. bananaz_12
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    September 16, 2009 7:35pm UTC
    Only Real Friends
    Sit in GIANT eating from
    lunchables, and drinking from the
    ridicuosly small waterbottle they give you.
    <3
    
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14. bananaz_12
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2009 2:35pm UTC
    So I Put My Hands Up
    They're Playin' My Song
    The B u t t e r f l i e s flyin away. Noddin My Head Like
    Yeahhh!
    Movin My Hips Like Y e a h h h! I Put My Hands Up
    They're Playin' My Song
    & Now Im Gonna Be Okay. Y e a h h h! It's A Party
    In The U.S.A. Yeahhhhh!
    It's A Party In The U.S.A.
    
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15. bananaz_12
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    August 2, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    John Walks Into A Bank
    wearing a skii mask and
    he is carring a duffle bag in his left hand.
    As he
    walks up to the front desk
    the employee places her hand near the
    Emergency Button
    under the desk.
    She gulps and says,
    "Can I Help You?"
    He zips open the bag and
    Guess What's In There?
    Coins
    Curious she asks what the skii mask is for,
    He Replies,
    " I Don't Want To Get The Swine Flu"
    big mistake,
    huh?
    
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16. bananaz_12
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    July 28, 2009 9:17pm UTC
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17. bananaz_12
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    July 22, 2009 7:23pm UTC
    xixkissedxaxgirlx
    and i liked it,
    the taste of her cherry chapstick.
    i kissed a girl just to try it,
    i hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
    It felt so wrong,
    It felt so right.
    Don't mean i'm in love tonight.
    I kissed a girl and
    xIxlikedxitx
    - Katy Perry,
    " I Kissed A Girl"
    Did You Ever Wonder If She Really
    Did??
    
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18. bananaz_12
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    July 21, 2009 9:06pm UTC
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19. bananaz_12
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    July 21, 2009 8:58pm UTC
    Guys Don't Talk About
    Other Guys Problems. . .
    They Just, umm.
    Punch Them In The Shoulder.
    - Manny,
    Ice Age
    Dawn of The Dinosaurs
    
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20. bananaz_12
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2009 2:40pm UTC
    Sometimes you just feel
    everything and nothing at once.
    sometimes you'll find yourself smiling and missing someone at the same time.
    At times, you will absolutly love someone when life gives you
    a billion
    reasons to hate them
    Life Comes With No Guarentees
    Except for, smiling will brighten your face.
    laughing will always enhance your eyes.
    & Falling in love will change your life
    not mine.
    
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