I do not understand why some people think it is cute to be pitied Or why some people want to be viewed as helpless I hate being pitied It is certainly not cute or beautiful or inspiring to be thought of as weak or helpless
my sister went to the doctor today to get checked out because she was having lady problems, and her boyfriend has the herp (herpes, duh) so she just wanted to make sure she was okay (because last time she had lady issues, it ended up being chlamydia.) anyway, this is the same doctor that always pesters me about my s.ex life. anyway, this is what good ol' lori bby has to say about std's. doc: so, did the other guy get treated after you found out about the chlamydia? sister: he didn't get treated until way after I told him about it. doc: really? wasn't he in pain? sister: no, he didn't have any symptoms. doc: that is so weird. Chlamydia is proof that God loves girls, because we typically don't get the symptoms. However, boys are usually in crippling pain and I just think that is so great. You can barely even screen them because they are in so much pain, I love it. doc: so, you didn't do it until after your treatment was done, did you? sister: no. doc: you didn't do it with him after your treatment, but before his did you? sister: no, we broke up right after. doc: GOOD. because that is the gift that keeps on giving, ya feel me?