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my sister went to the doctor today to 
get checked out because she was having
lady problems, and her boyfriend has the
herp (herpes, duh) so she just wanted to 
make sure she was okay (because last 
time she had lady issues, it ended up 
being chlamydia.) anyway, this is the 
same doctor that always pesters me 
about my s.ex life. anyway, this is what
good ol' lori bby has to say about std's.

doc:
so, did the other guy get treated after
you found out about the chlamydia?
sister: he didn't get treated until way after I
told him about it.
doc: really? wasn't he in pain?
sister: no, he didn't have any symptoms.
doc: that is so weird. Chlamydia is proof 
that God loves girls, because we typically
don't get the symptoms. However, boys
are usually in crippling pain and I just
think that is so great. You can barely 
even screen them because they are in
so much pain, I love it.
doc: so, you didn't do it until after your
treatment was done, did you?
sister: no.
doc: you didn't do it with him after your
treatment, but before his did you?
sister: no, we broke up right after.
doc: GOOD. because that is the gift that
keeps on giving, ya feel me?
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my sister went to the doctor today to get checked out because

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Dishonored* · 8 years ago
Omg I completely forgot another funny bit. My sister asked about herpe signs and well like it went like this
Sister: so what should I be watching for?
Doc: just a sore really.
sister: would it be on my face?
Doc: not unless your sucking down his entire pubis.

Ahahahahahahahahaha. Okay I'm done now
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