Quotes added on Wednesday, March 4 2015

brain56
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March 4, 2015 3:31am UTC

An SQL query walks into a bar. He goes to two tables set beside each other and asks:
"Can I join you?"

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 3:55am UTC

Kellin will be mine agen someday

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 5:22am UTC

Imagin living like a king someday!

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Crazy girl*
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March 4, 2015 6:22am UTC

The worst thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you.

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Crazy girl*
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March 4, 2015 6:24am UTC

My manager doesn't even understand that I'm stressed at work...and it really annoys me how shallow she really is.

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 6:35am UTC

I dont want to be here!

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yen
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March 4, 2015 6:37am UTC

People never remember the million times you've helped them; Only the one time you don't•••

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 6:39am UTC

You still have all my heart <3

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 7:11am UTC

If you were a movie, this would be your soundtrack!

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Gpc11
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March 4, 2015 7:13am UTC

Bruh it makes me real uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am.

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Gpc11
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March 4, 2015 7:15am UTC

Describe your s6x life using SpongeBob quotes:Me: Are you ready kids?

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Gpc11
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March 4, 2015 7:19am UTC

Just because your trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's call the "Garbage CAN", not a "Garbage CAN'T"

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Dudu*
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March 4, 2015 7:52am UTC

I feel like the worst feeling is being ignored. That feeling trumps being back bitten about or ridiculed. It's worse because you're not even being acknowledged. You're like a ghost to them. You're dead to them.

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Dudu*
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March 4, 2015 8:00am UTC

No, this isn't the time for you to be polite! Yell, scream and shout! I want to hear you screaming at the top of your lungs and see your face red with fury. Tell me I'm stupid and naive. Tell me you'll be better off.
It'll be easier this way. Trust me.

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*Yours Truly*
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March 4, 2015 8:11am UTC

"I hope that one day you will love someone. You will f.cking adore them.
You will learn the way they walk, notice when their hair is missing an inch,
and wish to trace their every outline. You will go.ddamn bleed for them,
and they won't feel the same way. Only then will you get it."

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addy*
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March 4, 2015 9:04am UTC

I hate it when I'm on the treadmill and accidentally hit the stop button and go to chipotle and eat a burrito.

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Were all mad here*
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March 4, 2015 9:14am UTC

It’s such a terrible, paradoxical feeling to want to be over someone;
you want to forget them
but you still check your phone
hoping they didn’t forget you.

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 10:15am UTC

It takes real skill to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over completely nothing...
I have that skill :)

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Kellin and Vic *
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March 4, 2015 10:25am UTC

Oh there's nothing to do...But tear my voice apart. nothing to do...But scream at the drunken MOON!!!

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2801
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March 4, 2015 10:30am UTC

hello

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