Quotes added on Tuesday, February 24 2015

beccaboo24
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February 24, 2015 12:16am UTC

He's my addiction..

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RVM
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February 24, 2015 12:50am UTC

First you Yearn to Earn. Then you Learn that others will Burn what you Earn. Stop! Turn and Spend before your End.-RVM

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Dishonored*
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February 24, 2015 1:13am UTC

if I date you, and you have a puppy,
chances are I just really want to play
with the puppy.

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Dishonored*
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February 24, 2015 1:26am UTC

I'm hella desperate for any kind of attention
from boys, so if you take me on a date and I
spend the entire time trying to distance myself
from you, then it means there is something so
wrong with you, not even my desperate a.ss
wants to spend time with you. oh, and if you
scoot near me, I will stab you with my fork,
bucko. take me home, and no touch.
(that sounds harsh lol. I'd like to state that I
don't mean appearance.)

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chachawawabubu
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February 24, 2015 1:29am UTC

I just want to wish all my fellow Wittians a Happy Mashramani! I'm from Guyana, and Mashramani is like our Carnival. It means "A celebration after hard work." I hope you guys have an awesome week :)

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chachawawabubu
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February 24, 2015 1:38am UTC

My song of the week is
Happiest Man Alive by Machel Montano

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beccaboo24
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February 24, 2015 2:22am UTC

You say I'm crazy'Cause you don't think I know what you've done

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Dark_Thinker
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February 24, 2015 5:25am UTC

I can't promise you my heart....
But I can defintely give you my loyalty ans soul

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Crazy girl*
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February 24, 2015 7:32am UTC

I have to work all by myself today until 6pm!

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Crazy girl*
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February 24, 2015 7:34am UTC

Your hands on my hips
And my kiss on your lips
Oh, I could do this for a long time

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
February 24, 2015 7:35am UTC

Until tonight I only dreamed about you
I can't believe I ever breathed without you
Baby, you make me feel alive and brand new
Bring it one more time,

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Crazy girl*
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February 24, 2015 8:30am UTC

I can't wait to go home!

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Aggressive Butterfly *
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February 24, 2015 9:10am UTC

Friend: Come sit with us.Sits with themFriend never speaks to me once

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mysecretlifeishere
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February 24, 2015 9:20am UTC

Tomorrow is swimming districs and i was invited...but i cant go because of my stupid spleen being enlarged :'(

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KonekoUchiha
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February 24, 2015 9:34am UTC

"Love is like a drug. It's addictive. You keep looking for the right one, and when you do find the right one that is for you, you become very addicted and will never let it go."
~Koneko Uchiha
"Stand up for what you believe in. Even if it means you stand alone."
~Andy Biersack
"Life isn't about how popular you are… What girl or boy you are dating or who you know. Life is about always being true to who you are or what you believe in. Never let anyone convince you that their way is better than your way. In the end all we have is our hearts.. and our minds. This is the reason we sing.. this is the reason we cry… this is why we live." - Andy Biersack

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:37am UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC

Guy: Your d*ck is the size of a tic-tac*Class goes oooohhhhhh!*Nerd: Thts y your mom's mouth is so fresh

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:39am UTC

Teacher: As you can see the legs, when squared equals the hypotenuse squared otherwise know as the Pythagorean TheoremDouche Student: Hey sir, I got a theorem for youTeacher:What is it?Douche Student: Your mom's legs squared equals my dick squared*Class Laughs*Teacher: Is it really that small?*Class becomes silent*

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Cindy Lou Who*
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February 24, 2015 9:44am UTC

John: Hey.Tracy: Hey what are you doing?John: Just texting the most gorgeous and beautiful girl in the world.Tracy: Awww that's so sweet, thanx John...John: But she did not text me back, and now am texting you.

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Crazy girl*
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February 24, 2015 9:45am UTC

I'm actually scared of falling in love as I don't want to be hurt...

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