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Calif0rnia_B0mbSh4llxox
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August 13, 2014 2:54pm UTC

Sometimes I laugh so hard that no sound comes out and I just sit there looking like a retarded seal

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Amazing*Panda*
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August 13, 2014 2:57pm UTC

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StayGoldPonyboy*
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August 13, 2014 3:23pm UTC

Hello, old friend.

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Dishonored*
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August 13, 2014 3:28pm UTC

so, I'm probably going to walk into school
the day of orientation like:
"be aware that at any given moment I may
cry. and I just want you to know, it's not bc
I'm upset, it's bc I'm p.issed the f.uck off. and
I can't punch any of you bc you're people of
authority, which p.isses me off even more.
so, please ignore the tears and the ugly
crying expression on my face that may
or may not happen. I'm not sad, I just hate
you. so much."

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almost alice*
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August 13, 2014 3:56pm UTC

I've been dating my boyfriend for a year. I still get butterflies when he says " I love you." and he is everything I want.

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Sportsgirl9
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August 13, 2014 4:07pm UTC

Letting go of someone not because you don't care, but because they're only tearing you apart and if you don't there will be nothing left

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Bravo
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August 13, 2014 4:08pm UTC

When I was talking to my sister's friends, they're 9, they said that there was a boy in their class who had a crush on a boy.
This one little girl named Brooke said, "That's okay."
Another, named Karin, responded. "He said he was gonna marry him!"
The last one, Melissa, said, "He can't marry him. Getting married cost a lot of money and they're only nine!"
The only problem they could see is that there wasn't enough money.

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cacti *
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August 13, 2014 4:40pm UTC

APPEARANCE:
[] I am shorter than 5'4".
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[x] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I wear glasses sometimes.
[x] I would probably get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 1 piercing
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
FAMILY:
[] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away from home.
[] I've been kicked out of the house.
[] My actual parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I want to have kids someday.
[] I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK:
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[x] I've missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT:
[] I've fell in public.
[x] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney movies still make me cry.
[x] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[x] I've glued my hand to something.
[] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose
HEALTH:
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[] I had a serious surgery.
[] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES:
[] I've gotten lost in my town
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[x] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[x] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a roof top.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've rode in a taxi.
[x] I've eaten Sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS:
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[x] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[x] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[x] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY:
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES:
[] I've consumed alcohol
[] I regularly drink.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[] I've slept an entire day, when I didn't need it.
[x] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[xx] I've went to bed crying.

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