Quotes added on Sunday, July 27 2014

Amazing*Panda*
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July 27, 2014 2:26pm UTC

That akward moment
when a cartoon has
a better love
life then you

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:29pm UTC

What flickering lights mean:
1% electrical problems
99% demons

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:31pm UTC

Dear McDonalds cashier,
Don't give me that look.
There is no age limit on a
happy meal. And don't forget
the toy.

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Zaptolin
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:35pm UTC

Fool me once..
Shame on you
Fool me twice
Good for you

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:35pm UTC

Dude, are you throwing rocks at my window?
What do you have a phone for?
Oh, ya sorry.
Dude! did you just throw your phone at my window?

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:39pm UTC

Half the time I go to bed I'm not realy sleeping.
I'm usually laying there making up scenarios in my head.

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*gloomy*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:40pm UTC

Drabble #1 - Fill me with hot air, I'll float to space.
Park benches were not made to be sat on alone. Or at least not in the dead of winter when you have no one to share body heat with, shuffling without rest and biting back the tremble that sticks to your bones. Your butt will be damp with melted snow and you won’t notice until you stand up. There’s a pet store nearby that is definitely promising as far as comfort goes but this is much more familiar. You will be lonely, but like the sun in your eyes and waistbands that cut, you will get used to it, eventually.

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Virginia Doran*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:41pm UTC

Can you hear it Do you hear this melody This sound spun by twisted gearsThis dissonance

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Morgan*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 2:46pm UTC

SOFT KITTY, WARM KITTY, LITTLE BALL OF FUR.HAPPY KITTY, SLEEPY KITTY, PURR,PURR,PURR

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 3:08pm UTC

Admit it:
You still use your
hands to tell
wich is left and right.
O_O

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 3:17pm UTC

I'm not fat,
my stomach it 3D

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 3:20pm UTC

Me: I'm actually happy right now!!
Life: LOL one sec...

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PrimarilyParamore*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 3:21pm UTC

I used
to obsess
over living,
now I
only obsess
over you...

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 3:25pm UTC

2 year old...
Saw daddy with mom last night...
I think he was stealing my milk!

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 3:28pm UTC

Girl: I need your help.
Boy: sure, whats up?
Girl: I'm trying to get this guy to like me.
Boy: Who is he?
Girl: Can't tell you.
Boy: Well, you could just tell him that you like him.
Girl: How?
Boy: Just tell him.
Girl: I like you.
Boy Ya, like that.
Girl: Your an idiot.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 4:05pm UTC

BUT NOBODY ELSE IS GONNA
put it right for me
no body but me is gonna
change my story
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BE A
little bit naughty

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Amazing*Panda*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 4:11pm UTC

What is the opposite of two?
A lonely me.♦
A lonely you.

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lexiSut_xoxox
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 4:19pm UTC

My thoughts in school:
What the hell is this teacher talking about?!
I'm so bored!
Whats that kid doing?!
Shut up, shut up shut up!
Stop talking to me, I don't like you.
I'm hungry; I want food.
This class is taking for ever.
I wonder what he's doing right now.
Is he thinking about me?
I want to be on Witty.
What the hell?! The clock said that 5 minutes ago!
I WANT FOOD!!!!
I don't care about this stuff!
...FOOD...
Maybe I should sleep...
...FOOD...
Finally!
Oh crap, i have another lesson.
There he is; Stop smiling. Oh damn, now I'm blushing. Well thats just great!
... food...

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capsized*
posted a quote
July 27, 2014 4:24pm UTC

TEMPTAION CALLS LIKE ADAM TO THE APPLE, BUT I WILL NOT
be caught

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