Quotes added on Sunday, June 29 2014

cas
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June 29, 2014 6:05am UTC

I really want to pee but I don't want to get up. Sh*t.

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cas
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June 29, 2014 6:13am UTC

Me: *Listens to my music playlists at 5:08 AM*
Me: *Starts sobbing.*
Me: COME ON SKINNY LOOOOOVVEEEE.
True story.
Me staying up past 1:00 AM is basically the equivalent to me having my f.cking period.

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Delicate*
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 6:28am UTC

I turned my back on you,
so very long ago. I turned my thoughts from you because I cannot hurt you anymore. I turned my back on you, because you are who I used to be.

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*crybaby*
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June 29, 2014 6:30am UTC

tell someone to look and they'll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they'll turn their head
faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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~ Savina ~ *
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June 29, 2014 7:33am UTC

Monday
Why are you so cruel :'(

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IAmAUnicorn
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June 29, 2014 8:01am UTC

Mustache Mood Ring: You are nervous and in love.
Me: Basically my life story.

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IAmAUnicorn
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June 29, 2014 8:03am UTC

Horoscope: You are forever alone.
Me: HOW DID THEY KNOW!!!!!????

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~ Savina ~ *
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 8:05am UTC

I'm
Anti-Social
At least I'm not an
Attention Seeker

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justkidding*
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June 29, 2014 8:07am UTC

beautiful things never last

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IAmAUnicorn
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June 29, 2014 8:08am UTC

Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to read this -- lol just kidding. If you were busy you wouldn't be on Witty.

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🐝*
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June 29, 2014 8:14am UTC

if you obsess over Lord of the Rings, actual music, tattoos and nature as much as I do.....
then we can probably mate for life.

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justkidding*
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 8:15am UTC

fireworks
they look like stars breaking,
like all the souls in heaven
♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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AmirahMirror*
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 9:00am UTC

People say nothing is impossible...But I do nothing everyday.

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AmirahMirror*
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June 29, 2014 9:03am UTC

Some people are like slinkies: not good for anything, but you can't help but smile when they tumble down the stairs.

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IAmAUnicorn
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June 29, 2014 9:04am UTC

I'm in a queen-sized bed and the other half of it consists of a remote control and ear buds..forever alone.

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GlowingScars
posted a quote
June 29, 2014 9:06am UTC

About a month ago, on a long weekend, my family went away
and my house was robbed.
Everything was taken
television
jewelery
gaming consoles
money
laptops
desktops
phones
wifi modem
I have not had wifi or a phone, laptop, tv etc. for a month.
It made me realise how much i take everything for granted.
I want to apoligise because I now understand that compared to half the world population, I was an ungrateful, spoilt brat.
People are starving, dying, fighting in wars, and im taking everything i own for granted.
SORRY
Now that our new wifi has been installed, Hopefully you will see me around more often :)

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AmirahMirror*
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June 29, 2014 9:07am UTC

The Broccoli says, ' I look like a small tree'.
The Mushroom says, ' I look like an umbrella'.
The Walnut says, 'I look like a brain'.
The Banana says...'Can we please change the subject'...

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Fefi
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June 29, 2014 9:36am UTC

The world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters. We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. (Sirius Black)

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