Quotes added on Tuesday, June 24 2014

Dave Strider *
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June 24, 2014 3:05am UTC

i was watching good luck chuck because i hate myself
but thats another story
-Dave Strider

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Ryouta*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:06am UTC

pffffttttttt.

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gral10*
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June 24, 2014 3:06am UTC

"So I want everybody to think here for a second, how much does this game mean to you?
Cause if it means something to you, you can't stand still.
You understand? You play fast! You play strong!
You go out there and dominate the guy you're playing against, and make his (butt) quit!
That's our trademark! That's our M.O. as a team! That's what people know us as!"
- Nick Saban

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 3:06am UTC

click to see this quote

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Ryouta*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:07am UTC

man bewb power

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 3:08am UTC

Ed Sheeran: "I want the whole stadium to be quiet. If someone talks just lightly stroke their face."
Niall: "I want everybody to stand. If they tell you to sit down tell them to shutup."

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polaroidmgc*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:11am UTC

everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FiCKING DRIVE”

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:11am UTC

“
people
with the
greatest
advice
usually
have the
most
problems.
”

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:14am UTC

“
Parents
kill
more
dreams
than
anybody.
”

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:15am UTC

“
Why do
you put
your self
esteem in
the hands
of complete
strangers?
”

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:19am UTC

me: hey
in my mind: omg did i really just send that, what if i'm annoying them, i really should stop, they hate me, omg i'm so embarrassed

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:20am UTC

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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gral10*
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June 24, 2014 3:21am UTC

“I’ve heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason Bringing something we must learn And we are led to those who help us most to grow If we let them and we help them in return.”
- Stephen Schwartz

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capsized*
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June 24, 2014 3:21am UTC

That look of terror when someone tells the waiter that it’s your birthday

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Ryouta*
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June 24, 2014 3:21am UTC

"Check out my facebook brehhhhh"-SkyDoesMinecraft

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gral10*
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June 24, 2014 3:22am UTC

“If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, Only then would you realize how special you are to me.”

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capsized*
posted a quote
June 24, 2014 3:22am UTC

the other day i found out bananas and pumpkins are berries and it fücked me up for the rest of my life
also found out strawberries arent berrries and im adopted

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polaroidmgc*
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June 24, 2014 3:24am UTC

• •
"And I thought about how many people have loved those songs. And how many people got through a lot of bad times because of those songs. And how many people enjoyed good times with those songs. And how much those songs really mean. I think it would be great to have written one of those songs. I bet if I wrote one of them, I would be very proud. I hope the people who wrote those songs are happy. I hope they feel it’s enough. I really do because they’ve made me happy. And I’m only one person”
• •

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gral10*
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June 24, 2014 3:24am UTC

“She told me, “Son in life you’re gonna go far, and if you do it right you’ll love where you are. Just know, wherever you go, you can always come home”
– Jason Mraz

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gral10*
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June 24, 2014 3:25am UTC

“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.”
- A.A. Milne

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