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Dave Strider *

Status: Beats so sick they'll make you ill. If your cooler than me than I'm hotter than you

Member Since: 30 May 2014 08:17pm

Last Seen: 14 Aug 2014 11:17pm

Location: your mom's house son

user id: 382629

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DOIN IT FOR THE LOVE OF IRONY 













 

                                                                                                                                                   and John's butt.







  1. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2014 12:08am UTC
    butts.

  2. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 4:02pm UTC
    That is so sweet man how
    about a bro hug bump

  3. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:59pm UTC
    The squirrel has his game.

  4. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    this is why you dont go to sea world
    because some fat soaking monster will eat you

  5. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    im wearing myself out with this garbage and theres so much more filth to paw through.

  6. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 4:17am UTC
    A poem:
    98 degrees outside.
    I'm drowning in my own
    sweat
    I wants poptarts
    -unknown possibly Karkat Vantas

  7. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:36am UTC
    ok hang on... panning through the grisly multimedia trainwreck of an intro oh ok SKIP... and music off... ok

  8. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:34am UTC
    Dont hate the playa
    hate the game, son

  9. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:05am UTC
    i was watching good luck chuck because i hate myself
    but thats another story
    -Dave Strider

  10. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 3:03am UTC
    WHY WOULD ANYONE GO TO SEAWORLD?
    you see a bunch of fat wet animals and then you go home
    who gives a crap?

  11. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 12:35am UTC
    imagine cauliflower-eared genitalia in a hat

  12. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 11:42pm UTC
    WHATS HAPPENING?!

  13. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 11:41pm UTC
    balls

  14. Dave Strider * Dave Strider *
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 11:40pm UTC
    mkay

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