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Quotes added on Tuesday, May 13 2014

1. Crazy girl*
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   May 13, 2014 12:49pm UTC
   My PROBLEM is that i can't stay mad. I always end up forgiving people even when they don't deserve it!
   
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2. Cindy Lou Who*
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   May 13, 2014 12:49pm UTC
   zim: No candy for you, chub monster! Until you tell me everything you know about these bearded red men who smell of ham and vomit!
   
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3. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
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   May 13, 2014 12:50pm UTC
   "The moment when my best friends move one by one, I cry myself to sleep...like today."
   
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4. Cindy Lou Who*
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   May 13, 2014 12:50pm UTC
   random person: Will being teleported to our doom be fun and Christmassy?
   
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5. Cindy Lou Who*
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   May 13, 2014 12:51pm UTC
   random person: Great ghost of dooky!
   
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6. Mxlli
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   May 13, 2014 12:52pm UTC
   That moment when you
   close your eyes to apply shampoo
   AND YOU GET PARANOID
   that someone will kill you in the shower
   
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7. Cindy Lou Who*
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   May 13, 2014 12:52pm UTC
   zim: Of course I'm Santa! I have robot elves!zim:To the jingle jail with the non-believer!zim: Hurry it up! All this horrible jolliness is starting to get to me! You! Stop being jolly!zim: I programmed it too well?'Cause I'm amazing.
   
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8. Cindy Lou Who*
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   May 13, 2014 12:53pm UTC
   gir: We wish you a merry jingly, we wish you a merry jingly?
   
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9. Cindy Lou Who*
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   May 13, 2014 12:54pm UTC
   zim: You've been a bad little boy! Now Santa is going to destroy you!
   
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10. xXAGirlWithManyScarsXx*
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    May 13, 2014 12:55pm UTC
    When the enemy is not at school:
    o(^.^)o
    (o^.^)o
    o(^.^)o
    o(^.^o)
    When the enemy comes in late:
    o(x_x)o
    Happy moment ruined
    
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11. Cindy Lou Who*
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    May 13, 2014 12:55pm UTC
    *zim dresses up as easter platypus* zim: Will you listen to the evil robot boy who destroyed Santa, or will you listen to the Easter Platypus?zim: Easter shrimp for all if you tackle the boy who destroyed Santa!
    
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12. 
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.
    
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13. Cindy Lou Who*
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    May 13, 2014 12:57pm UTC
    INVADER ZIM IS THE SH*T!!!!!!!! I LOVE GIR SOO MUCH!!!!! HES SOOO CUTE AMD ADORABLE!!!!
    
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14. Derprie ⚓*
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    May 13, 2014 12:58pm UTC
    &I feel so alone, 'cause I left my heart at home.
    
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15. Crazy girl*
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    May 13, 2014 12:59pm UTC
    My real name is...卓婭
    
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16. Crazy girl*
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    May 13, 2014 1:03pm UTC
    Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.
    
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17. *Suicidal Fantasy*
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    May 13, 2014 1:05pm UTC
    You left me alone to die...
    
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18. Crazy girl*
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    May 13, 2014 1:07pm UTC
    Για lou4ever
    Λυπάμαι για την κάνουν να νιώθεις άσχημα όταν δεν έκανε τίποτα λάθος, παρακαλώ dont συγγνώμη για τίποτα, cos ήταν όλοι οι μεταφραστές google fault! να χαμογελά και να μείνετε ευχαριστημένοι :)
    σας ειλικρινά Zooey xx
    
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19. charmander*
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    May 13, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    Seeing you everyday hurts, because i know that you & me will never happen
    
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20. thislullaby
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    May 13, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    theres nothing like us
    » » theres nothing like you and me♡
    
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