Quotes added on Tuesday, May 13 2014

Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 11:50am UTC

Whatever happened to kids having normal names these days?!

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Cindy Lou Who*
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May 13, 2014 11:52am UTC

Ms. Bitters: Spoo, you will be a veterinarian. Spoo: But I’m allergic to animals! Ms. Bitters: Silence!

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 11:53am UTC

Memories never fade, they are always at the back of your mind.

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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May 13, 2014 11:56am UTC

Life Is Just One
I Know I Will Never Find One Like You

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lauralove
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May 13, 2014 11:58am UTC

Love Is Just
A Kind Of
Legal
Robbery.

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 11:59am UTC

I am sorry if you think that I am selfish.
I hope you can see what is in my heart.
I wish you could read my thoughts and my heart.
But you can’t! You never have.
I guess I keep calling you because I wan’t to know you’ve moved on.
I also want some closure.
Trust me even though we both know that is over, the other part of me thinks its not.
The time we spent together was one of the defining moments on my life.
It changed me in way I can never fully grasp yet. .
I love you. Everyday I’d think of you, I’d say a prayer and this is the truth.
The pain of loving you.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:06pm UTC

Dear Google Translator,
Can you please stop making me look like a F*cking dumb b*tch, whenever I write a quote and want you to translate it, I expect you to translate the correct version, not miss out stupid words and then make me look like a f*cking idiot...do you realize how embarrasing it is for me when one of my followers points out my mistake's on Witty? of course you don't I mean why would you!
your sincerely very angry girl!

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:08pm UTC

Love is words that cannot be
written, Feelings that cannot
be explained, Love is that
moment when you cannot
speak.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:15pm UTC

I remember my first follower on Twitter, Tumblr and Witty:
- On Twitter it was Paula
- On Tumblr it was Stevie
- On Witty it was Lou4ever

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LOSTPOETFROMHEAVEN*
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May 13, 2014 12:17pm UTC

I Would Like To Love You With Feeling
Make Love With Elegance
AND
Seduce You With Evil

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BabyCakes412
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May 13, 2014 12:27pm UTC

Parents be like
Them; Clean your room
You; Ok mommy I'll go clean my room
*Knock knock*
You; *Facepalm* Ugh ground me already.

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lauralove
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:32pm UTC

I ' ve just rea l i zed
I l ove my demons ,
' caus e they wil l never l e a ve me
a l o n e .

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 12:32pm UTC

Perhaps once he was her darkness and she his light. But they've bled into each other somehow, and now they are both just different shades of grey.

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 12:36pm UTC

Is Kim Kardashian's daughter a human or a compass???

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:38pm UTC

There's no need to understand everything, understand this and you'll be fine.

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Crazy girl*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:43pm UTC

People who act like they have it all together and keep up appearances 24/7 usually have the most skeletons in their closets and the most drama going on in their private lives. Never judge a book by its cover without reading its pages.

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 12:43pm UTC

Life has many highly unlikely, likely stories.

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 12:45pm UTC

Life is weird. You can go from being strangers. To being friends. To being more than friends. To being practically strangers again.

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Crazy girl*
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May 13, 2014 12:48pm UTC

Sometimes I look at my friends and think to myself, "Where did I meet these crazy people?" But then I think "What would I do without them?"

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Cindy Lou Who*
posted a quote
May 13, 2014 12:49pm UTC

gir: I wants me a barrel of floss! I wants me two balls of glue?TO BE MY FRIENDS! And I wants to go dancing NAKED! And I wants?

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